Monday, December 2, 2019

Episode Guide for Federation Installation Nine as of 12-01-2019

FI-9 EPISODE GUIDE

Sef1-1f -Sef Intro
Sefhistf - Sef History
Selarinto - Selar History
Southern Cross - Fleet Yard where the Shadow Hawk was born.
Message 58-61 - 4 of 5 Intro
4 of 5 - 4 of 5 History
Bastspeck - U.S.S. Bastet History
Kzntilang1 - Kzinti language overview from a web site.
Xmax2 - A non-FI-9 ‘Christmas’ Sci-Fi story told, as he heard it, by Sef. 

Oldmis - Prolog - An anthology of Shadow Hawk Logs revealing Sef’s service background.
FI9F - Pilot - The basics of D’Sefet’s Cat House!
Boldy - Episode 1 - We are on our way!
Goboldy - Episode 2 - Problems along the way.
Settlepub - Episode 3 - The Lion awakes!
Kzinrret 1 - Episode 4 - Guess who is coming for dinner!
Kzinrret 2 - Episode 5 - Guess who is coming for dinner!
Goldrush - Episode 6 - Boomtown, FI-9 style.
Sgrush - Episode 6a - Last collaboration with Shadow Hawk writers.  Has Goldrush text in it.
Catsaway - Episode 7 - Old Slaver Problems.
Renfair2 - Episode 8 - A journey to the past.
Persis - Episode 9 - Purrsistance is futile!
Campm - Episode 10 - Summer camp from hell!
Bump - Episode 11 - Looking for things that go bump in the night.
Onetwo - Episode 12 - One, Two many Doctor Selars!
Orph - Episode 13 - Orphans
Bros-sis - Episode 14 - A haunted FI-9!
Brother - Episode 15 - Brother’s Keeper.
Cat Person - Episode 16 - A lover of felines is transferred to FI-9!
Strange Bedfellows - Episode 17 - Security-Chief and Jacobs have an adventure!
Lights - Episode 18 - Christmas on FI-9!
Here Kitty - Episode 19 - Sef becomes someone’s pet!
Cloakdagger - Episode 20 - The BUGS are back and FI-9 has them!!
Newagain - Episode 21 - Sef goes to Ferasa for a funeral!
SKI trip - Episode 22 - WHEN PIGS SKI!!!
Phobos - Episode 23 - WHY would a person suffering from Ailurophobia, irrational fear of cats, come to FI-9.
The Claw - Episode 24 - It WAS their war!
Tunamoon - Episode 25 - Life with Kitties.

[These Episodes are not finished yet or are finished but waiting on another Episode to be finished.]

Cain and Able - Security-Chief’s hunts a renegade Kzinti!
Inscrutable - Japanese Star Trek!
Revenge - Humans are NOT wimps!
Somewhere Over the Rainbow - What IS it like to wake up after a 90 year nap!

Sunday, December 1, 2019

Star Trek: Federation Installation Nine, Episode 25 Tunamoon

TUNAMOON

Personal Journal: Lieutenant Commander Reginald Katz recording.

Boy has it been a tough day!  In regards to my Ailurophobia, I’ve been keeping it under control to the extent that I don’t jump out of my skin every time Karie touches me!  My resolve was REALLY tested today however when Commander Jacobs and I went down to the mines for the yearly maintenance check on the Oxygen Recyclers.  Being confined in dusty, narrow, dimly lit, underground tunnels, filled with Kzinti Miners, NOT happy that they have had to shut down their mining operations and stop earning Credits, so two Humans can work on some equipment was REALLY tough on my nerves!  Thankfully, we got the job done quickly and beamed back to FI-9!

Speaking of Karie, I don’t know if the Kzinti have saints, but if they do, she would be at the head of the list!  She takes care of my Little Terrenkrret (Terrenk - A rather strong, fast animal that fights ferociously when cornered and Rett - Female.) Kleio all day, keeps our quarters spotless, and still has time to cater my needs as well!

SO what PROBLEMS could a man with a hard working, loving wife and beautiful, intelligent  child have???  MANY!!!!!!!!!

I uncovered one of the problems the first night Karie and I spent together.  Now this problem was not caused by the fact she’s a Kzinti or even a feline for that matter.  It was just I have been sleeping alone, for the most part, all of my life, and you naturally spread out over the entire bed  while you sleep.  I remember waking up more than once that night, panicked by the fact SOMEONE was in bed with me!  Cuddling with her proved to have its own set of problems, beginning with the fact she is covered in fur from head to foot.  I kind of liked the feel of her silky, soft, warm fur against my skin but, having fur in my face, mouth and nose was another matter!  Needless to say neither of us got much rest that night!  Since then we have made some adjustments and those problems have subsided.

Another reason we did NOT get much rest was because as soon as we dozed off, Kleio would wake up mewing in panic.  It took a while but Karie found the reason.  Apparently I snore, I never thought I did but, the sound of my snores and the roar of a Kzintosh sound the same to Kleio!  I got Doctor Selar to give me something to take care of my snoring the next day.

I guess one of the biggest problems I have is Karie’s over whelming gratitude toward me.  I didn’t quite understand what Commander D’Sefet was trying to tell me in Sick Bay after the Shuttle accident about the Kzinti and their attitude toward “Intelligent” Kzinrrets but after doing a little research on the Black Priests and Kzinti Law, I can see why Lord Gurr-Riit, the grand father of Kleio was  frightened for Karie and her.  I was and am happy to keep them from harm but like I tried to tell Karie, I’m NOT a hero, lord or savior!  Just a ordinary, every day Human!  However that has not dampened her unbridled adoration for me.

I wonder if her adoration is also effecting her views on what I have been trying to enlighten her on the subject of her newly acquired freedom.  Like most males, I could get use to being catered to, hand and foot but, I’m not looking for and uncomfortable with a slave!  I realize Karie has been raised in a civilization  where females are considered only good for one thing but now as the wife of a Federation Citizen and by that, a Federation citizen herself, I want her to feel free to explore all the privileges that position affords her!  Commander Jacobs has told me Commander D’Sefet had a similar problem with Sarrah when she first came to FI-9 so I will see if it is ok to question him on how he dealt with it.  Sarrah seems to be very confident, well adjusted female now and after perusing her dream, is on the verge of becoming a doctor! 

“TIME TO EAT NOW!”, Karie informs as she tugs on my sleeve.

“Ok PURR . . .  End Personal Journal for now.”, I command, “So what’s for dinner?”

“Meat you call chicken.”, Karie replies.

“And?”, I question as I sit down at the table.

“AND for Grass Eaters, something called corn.”, she says as she places the food on the table.

The food illustrates another difference between Humans and Kzinti that we have had to navigate.  There are two plates of chicken on the table, one, mine is Kentucky Fried and steaming hot.  The other, Karie’s is room temperature and BLOOD RAW!  I try and not look as she takes a piece, lifts it to her mouth and with her sharp teeth, rips the meat from the bone, remembering the stories of how Kzinti once considered  Humans  food!   I try and keep from imaging what the meat must taste and feel like as she eats it!  I keep telling myself she IS a true carnivore and THAT IS the way carnivores eat!

Our first meal together was even more traumatic for me!  It was the night after the accident.  My hands were still almost useless and Karie was wanting to help as much as she could so I instructed her on the operation of the Replicator.  When meal time came, she asked me what I wanted to eat.  Not thinking, I answered “Liver”.  For the record I love fried beef liver and onions.  RAW liver IS another thing all together!  AND that is what she proudly served me!  I could see the hurt in her eyes as I took my liver back to the Replicator, got it cooked and added onions.  I tried to soothe her feelings by explaining that because Human jaw muscles were not as strong as Kzinti’s we needed our meat softened by heat before we could eat it.  She seemed to understand.  However explaining the onions took a bit of doing!

Personal Journal: Continuing.

Another Day has come and gone.  A fairly easy day, I spent it sitting in the Control Room monitoring the orbit of a derelict Kzinti vessel.  I did manage to talk to Commander D’Sefet about the problem I was having getting Karie to embrace her new found freedom but, he was of little help.  He did caution me on pushing the subject though.  Apparently when he first tried talking to Sarrah about it, she thought she had displeased him somehow and was being thrown to the wolves, so to speak.  I wonder if I should try and see what if any ideas Sarrah has on the subject?

I guess if I was honest with myself the real issue is my feelings toward Karie and her true feelings toward me.  I have never been “IN LOVE” so to speak, oh there have been a few times I have been “IN LUST” though.  But those feelings are very shaky ground for two people to try and build a life on!  In fact when you get right down to it, I’m not even sure what “LOVE” is to a Human!  Let alone what a Kzinrret’s definition is!  About all I’m sure of is it has to be more than just the relationship between a pet and its master!  I tried to question Capt’n Don about his ideas on the subject.  When he first bought the Hanford, his future mate and mother of his kit, I’Aisha came with it!  She was the “Ship’s Cat”!  Her job, like the Ship’s Cats of the old sailing ships  was to keep the Hanford’s holds free of rodent infestations.  He wasn’t even sure at what point his perception of I’Aisha changed from animal to felinoid or from felinoid to potential mate!  He said that he thought his attitudes took a radical turn during a dangerous mission the Hanford was commandeered for the Federation, I’Aisha got into a situation where she was almost killed.  He said soon after he found himself thinking of I’Aisha in a “different” way.

“Bed time!”, Karie says as she plops down beside me on the couch.

She has just finished giving Kleio her late meal and one of her large, shapely, fur covered breasts is exposed.  One thing I do know, none of my problems stem from a lack of physical attraction to Karie!  Even covered from head to foot with fur, she has the body and figure that would be the envy of any Human female!

“Ok PURR.”, I answer putting my arm around her and pulling her close, “Let me finish this last word.” 

Kzinrrets or felinoids in general do not need to wear clothes.  They seem to be a lot less prudish about nudity than humans.  Of course they ARE covered with fur!  However clothes serve other uses, one of which Karie found useful.  In everyday life a person is exposed to many forms of contaminates.  Dust, dirt, pollen, etc. and most of it settles what you are wearing.  To rid your self of this stuff all you need do is remove the clothes and put them in the Recycler.  If however this stuff settles on your skin or worse in your hair or fur getting rid of it becomes a lot harder!  Like all babies, Kleio is prone to tummy upsets and like all babies when something upsets the tummy it needs to be gotten rid of and like all babies to do that they SPEW like a volcano!  Bringing up toxic waste the likes of which I, as a Starfleet Engineer have never seen!  The difference between disposing of clothes or taking a Sonic Shower wasn’t lost on Karie!  She does like to sleep naked though.  Not that I’m complaining!

I crawl into bed and Karie joins me.  She cuddles close but I guess my mind, still pondering problems doesn’t notice.

"What is wrong Reg?”, Karie begins, worry sounding in her voice,  “Have I displeased you?  Has Kleio angered you in some way?  I know how stressful being around a kit can be to a Kzintosh!  Please tell me what I have done wrong!”

Realizing she has been talking and picking up on only the last of it I answer, “Kleio?  No, she hasn’t angered me!  I love my little Terrenkrret (Terrenk - A rather strong, fast animal that fights ferociously when cornered and Rett - Female.)!”

“Then it is me you are displeased with!”, Karie says, her fur flattening with worry, “Please tell me what I have done!  I will not do it again I swear!”  Karie’s body begins to shake.

I reach out and pull her to me.  As I hold her tight to me, she buries her nose against my chest and begins to breath heavy and softly mew, a sound I understand is the Kzinti equivalent of human crying.

As I stroke the fur on the back of her head, I say, “No, you haven’t done anything to displease me PURR!”

She lifts her head and looks into my eyes with her tear fulled ones and asks, “Then what IS wrong?  Am I not desirable enough?”

“Desirable?”, I respond growing more confused.

She continues, “I know I am not Human . . .”.

“I NEVER want to hear those words from you again!”, I say, angrily cutting her off, “You are as Human as I am!”

“Then why do you not wish to ch’rowl (have sex/mate) with me?”, Karie asks, “If you are worried about another kit, I have spoken with Sarrah and she does not think Humans and Kzinti are compatible and even if we are I was always told no Kzinrret could have another kit as long as she was nursing.”

I’m speechless!  As I said, like Commander Jacobs said Commander D’Sefet did with Sarrah, I have been giving Karie as much time and room to adjust to her new surroundings and conditions as I could.  On top of that knowing how much energy she spends caring for Kleio, as well as the other things she does for both of us, I thought she would be thankful to go to bed just to rest for a few hours!  Also I had read in the limited information the Federation had on the Kzinti that Kzinrrets were only, well lets say amorous when fertile!  Of course that information was based on the genetically altered Kzinrret not those like Karie.

Stunned, I sputter, “Ch’rowl (have sex/mate)!  Well its not that . . .  I mean . . .  Uh!”

“I sort of understand your Ailurophobia sickness, but I thought you were doing better with it.  I know you like what you see when you look at me, I can see it in your eyes.”, she says, “Tell me what I need to do to please you?”

“Nothing PURR.”, I begin as I hold her body even tighter to mine and stroke the fur on the scruff of her neck, ”You are the MOST beautiful, the MOST sexy, the MOST perfect female in the galaxy!” 

I made a miscalculation!  But I’m not to blame!  As far back as the mid 20th century Human  females were screaming that they didn’t want to become what were called “Housewives”!  They wanted to be known for more than raising children and as some of that time put it, “Standing by their man”.  Any female who’s dream WAS to be a “Housewife” found herself being called a traitor to her gender or worse!  Of course many of these “Liberated” females found themselves bitter and alone later in life looking at those females they once criticized with envy.  Many males of the time and to this day even, to protect themselves from these wild eyed feminists gave in, keeping away from females and quiet lest be labeled chauvinists.  Of course the damage done to male-female relations almost drove the Human Race to extinction!  In less than 50 years the birth rate had dropped so low that many so called “first world” nations found their population was almost all elderly!  It never occurred to me that just being a good wife and mother might be the ultimate dream of any female!

I wonder how to begin Ch’rowling (have sex/mate) with a Kzinti.  I remember, referring to Earth felines, the males usually begins by grabbing the female by the neck to keep her still but he does that with his  teeth!  There is little of what you would call fore play, the male, while keeping hold of the female’s neck, just positions himself and goes at it!  Once finished he gets away from the female as fast as possible so as not to be attacked by her.  I’m also VERY mindful of Karie’s VERY long and VERY sharp claws, not to mention her teeth!  And the fact I have no fur to protect me from them!

Like most caring Human males I want my wife to enjoy the experience as much as I do!  I recall something I once read about erogenous zones but having no idea if Kzinti even have them!  With nothing to lose, I decide to stop over thinking this and just “go with the flow” so to speak.  I can feel Karie is just as unsure of what we are doing as I am.

I begin by running my fingers through her silky soft fur and needing her lower back.  Karie responds by “love” biting the tip of my nose and wiggling her body hard against mine.  I respond to her by attempting to kiss her.  Not easy when the female’s lips are attached to her nose as in a muzzle and her long whiskers tickle your face!  We continue, me doing what comes naturally to a human and Karie doing what comes naturally to a Kzinti until . . .  Well, DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A PICTURE?!?!?!?!?  All I can say is if a Kzintosh mates like a male Earth cat, he is missing out on 9/10s of the entire experience!

Judging from Karie’s final reaction, I was somewhat successful in my efforts!  Oh and as to the subject of erogenous zones, I can DEFINITELY say Kzinti have at least one!  I found it by accident and almost paid for the discovery with an ear!  Karie was “love” biting my right ear when my fingers found their way down to where her tail attaches to her pelvis.  There is a sort of depression on top there and when my fingers explored it . . .  Well, the puncture wounds in my ear are healing nicely thank you.  Finally, as to the question of a Human/Kzinti Kit, I remember Capt’n Don telling me how surprised he was when he discovered Humans and Pa’UR were “compatible”.  Of course I like all Starfleet personnel I’m using Birth Control at the moment but, someday, if Karie is willing . . .  Well . . .  Who knows!

Star Trek: Federation Installation Nine, Episode 24 ME U"Q"?


ME U “Q”?

Captain’s Log:

Routine patrol along Kzinti/Federation Frontier.  Commander D’Sefet Commanding U.S.S. Bastet NCC-61456.

It has been another non-eventful patrol for us, and while that is NOT a bad thing, I DO remember, one of the reasons most people, me included joined Starfleet was adventure.  I have nothing unusual to report.  There has been no contact with other vessels, Federation or otherwise, no discovery of uncharted star systems, black holes or even a stray asteroid.

Con reports we have reached the limits of our patrol area so, “Verrry well!  Prepare to commme about! Time to go hommme!”

With luck I think we will be home in time for Sarrah and I to have Late-Meal (dinner) together.  We have not had many chances recently, she has been working long, hard hours preparing to take the Federation Tests that will allow her to call herself a doctor.  Everyone on FI-9 is proud of her, even her brother, Security-Chief.

Helm reports, “Course plotted and laid in Commander.”

“Good Do i . . .”, I begin and am interrupted by.

“Sensors are picking up a vessel ahead Commander.”, the crewman catting the Science Station reports, “She appears to be dead in space and drifting.”

“Red Alert!  Shieldsss up, arm weaponsss!”, I command, “Scan forrr otherrr vessels!”

We approach cautiously, the crewman at the Science Station reporting, “Power output . . .  Zero, life signs . . .  Negative.  No other vessels in our vicinity Commander.”

“Go to Yellow Alert!”, I command.  We are still a ways off and all on the Bridge are straining to see the vessel.  “Maximum magnification on Viewerrr.”, I order.

As the image enlarges, a few things become clear.  First the vessel is NOT of Federation, Klingon or Romulan design.  Further more it has been “DEAD” for a long time as evidenced by a cluster of Gas Exhaust Cones mounted on the stern.  There is a massive hole in the port side, a mid ships.  I am looking to see if I can make out any United Earth markings when I hear the Bridge Doors open and

Security-Chief say, “It IS the CLAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We need to leave here immediately Commander!  ANYONE seeing the CLAW is doomed!!!”

Stories about the legendary Kzinti Battle Ship the “CLAW” are well known!  Told and retold through the centuries since the Man-Kzinti Wars by both sides!  She was the finest ship in the Patriarch’s Fleet.  Boasting the most modern and powerful equipment, engines and weapons of that time.  The captain had been paw picked by the Patriarch himself and in turn the captain had paw picked his officers and crew.  Most historians agree that if the Kzinti could have built, equipped and crewed just two more ships like the CLAW, the Alpha Quadrant anyway really would have been their dinner table!  According to history, it was only luck that allowed United Earth to find and destroy this threat to their very existence.  Earth was sending the biggest fleet it could assemble toward the Kzinti Border to try and end the wars once and for all.  The Kzinti found out about the armada and was preparing to meet it and destroy Human interference forever.  The CLAW was assigned to lead the attack.  Somehow, the details are not clear, a smaller Kzinti vessel collided with the CLAW, destroying the smaller ship and damaging the CLAW’s Drive Section enough that it could not lead the attack.  The remainder of the Kzinti fleet left to attack the Earth fleet while the CLAW made ready to return to the Home World for repairs.  The battle went badly for the Kzinti and their fleet retreated back to the CLAW’s position.  The CLAW’s Captain joined the battle with his damaged ship.  Even though it was not operating at full capacity the CLAW managed to destroy a number of the Earth’s Capital Ships and might have won the battle except one of the smaller Earth ships managed to get close enough to the Bridge of the CLAW and self-destruct.  Killing all of  the CLAW’s Bridge Crew with a fatal dose of radiation.  The Kzinti fleet continued their retreat to the Home World but the Humans, their fleet all but decimated, did not follow.  Instead they decided to return with the CLAW to Earth to learn its secrets.  There was speculation that the Kzinti might have even used some secret Slaver Technology.  Earth’s last remaining Capital Ship was detailed to tow the CLAW back to Earth While the rest of the fleet stayed and defended against anticipated Kzinti resistance against having their Greatest Ship claimed by the Monkey Men.  A Prize Crew was put aboard the CLAW and it and the Earth ship departed for Earth.  It is here history begins to get a bit muddy.  All that is known for sure is that the Earth Ship, the CLAW in tow never made it back to Earth.  There was speculation that the CLAW was not as “DEAD” as the Humans thought and its surviving crew destroyed their captors before dying themselves or taking over the Earth Ship.  The Earth Ship was never seen again but the CLAW was, in a few reported sightings like this one.

As with other unsolved mysteries, soon the stories and legends began to pop up!  Most begin with the Captain of the CLAW ordering his damaged ship into battle and one of his Junior Officers expressing doubt that they will be victorious.  The Captain, angered by his crew’s lack of faith, then Swears to the Great Fanged One himself that he and his ship will never see the stars of home again until he has blasted EVERY Earth ship to wreckage and he has personally eaten the hearts and livers of all their Monkey Men Crew.  He was unsuccessful so now, along with his crew of skeletons or undead, is doomed to sail the stars forever.

“Starfleet does NOT believe in Flying Dutchmansss!”, I reply.

All of a sudden there is a bright flash of light and a human in a Starfleet Uniform appears in front of the View Screen.

“The Kzinti’s right!  Arm Photon Torpedoes!  Target that ship!”, this intruder orders.

“Ignore those ordersss!”, I command, then ask “Who are . . .”

I stop myself, I remember!  A long time ago, when I was First Officer aboard the U.S.S./R.S.E Shadow Hawk!  An away mission to Earth of the past!  A Romulan Saboteur disguised as a Human Starfleet Admiral!  A mythical Vulcan artifact called the Medallion of Deception that enabled its wearer to appear as anyone!  AND THE IMAGE CARVED ON ITS FACE!  THE IMAGE OF THE VULCAN GOD OF FALSEHOOD!  THE IMAGE OF . . .

“Q?”, I ask.

“At your service Commander D’Sefet!”, “Q” answers with a smile and slight bow.

“Q!”, Security-Chief echos with a low, guttural, growl as he recalls the Starfleet briefings on this subject.

“Q” turns toward Security-Chief and says wistfully,  “For a moment you sounded just like Mr. Worf, Kzinti!”

“What do you want?”, I question.

“We need to talk Sef.”, “Q” says and with a snap of his fingers he and I are standing in my Ready Room, “Privately!”

One of the things all Starfleet Officers that have had dealings with “Q” agree on is their strong negative emotional reaction to this self-righteous, egotistical, omnipotent being.  I may have an advantage over them, except for the omnipotent part, I deal with ones like “Q” on a daily basis.  They are known on FI-9 as KZINTI!!!!!!!!

I sit down at my desk and begin, “Very well “Q”, WHAT do you want to talk about?”

“What are you planning to do with the CLAW Sef?”, he asks.

“Tow it to FI-9 ssso it can be ssstudied.”, I answer.

“That might be a VERY bad move on your part.”, “Q” cautions, “Remember what your Kzinti, Security-Chief advised!  That ship might contain a lot of bad memories for both Humans and Kzinti!  Do them both a service and destroy it.” 

“DESTROY IT!?!?!”, I say, “That vessel ISss HISTORY!!!!!!!!  Destroying it would be crime against . . .  Against . . .  Well Humanity, ssso to ssspeak!”

“A cat speaking of HUMANITY?”, “Q” muses with a snort.  Not all mysteries need to be or should be solved Sef.”, “Q” cautions as he snaps his fingers and disappear on a flash of light. 

Reentering the Bridge I begin, “Jacobsss, take Engineering Away Teammm and sssee if that hulk can ssstand being towed back to FI-9.”

“Right Sef.”, she answers. 

“BUT”, I continue, “Do NOT board herrr!  I do not want anything in that ssship disturbed!”

“A bit harder job Sef but, whatever you say!”, Jacobs answers as she gets her team organized.

“Communicationsss, get me Starfleet Command!”, I finish.

Jacobs used a Force Field Generator to seal the large hole in the CLAW’s hull and after an inspection found that although the hull had been comprised in many places it was stable enough to be towed.  So I ordered the Bastet’s Shields extended around the CLAW’s Hull and a Tractor Beam to lock onto the area of the hull that Jacobs thought the most stable and we began to, SLOWLY tow our prize back to FI-9.


One thing did puzzle her though.  During the Man-Kzinti Wars the main weapons were Lasers and “dirty” Tac-Nukes.  Even though the CLAW has been drifting in space for over 200 years, that would not have been enough time for the radiation that killed the Bridge Crew to decay away but, when she checked, radiation levels through out the vessel were within safe limits.  Another mystery to be solved!

Both the Federation and the Patriarchy were excited about our find and immediately began putting together a team of experts to come to FI-9 to study the CLAW.

As we arrive at FI-9 the problems start!  First, where to put the CLAW?  He, Kzinti call their ships “HE” instead of “SHE”, is to big to fit into FI-9's Hanger Bay and trying to land him on one of the planets would probably destroy him so we will have to keep him in space.  However there is no fuel on the CLAW to power his Thrusters so we will have to put him where the gravity pull from the various bodies in the solar system will not effect him.  After a few readings and calculations, it is found placing him fairly close to FI-9 is the best solution.  There we can use the station’s Tractor Beam on him if he begins to fall.  Because a constant Tractor Beam puts immense stress on a Space Frame, someone from Engineering will be assigned to monitor the CLAW from FI-9's Control Room 24 hours a day and use it only when and if the situation warrants it.

To protect against someone getting into the CLAW to collect souvenirs or damaging him in any way I ordered  Jacobs to extend the Force Shield completely around the CLAW’s hull sealing it.  With that I think we have everything under control and all we have to do is wait for the experts to arrive.  WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!

As I have said, Kzinti are VERY superstitious for a advanced, space fairing civilization!  One of those superstitions is that a weapon can be cursed or possessed by its dead owner.  The belief is so strong, that in battle, if a T’kzintar (warrior) looses his weapon he will not pick up one from the hands of a dead enemy!  Now there is the greatest weapon the Kzinti ever built floating in space near FI-9, his hull probably filled with the bodies of its dead owners!  Security-Chief is NOT happy about that!  Neither are the Kzinti Miners that use the station for recreation!  Many refuse to come to the station unless ordered to do so.

I find even some non-Kzinti have similar feelings when, Jacobs asks, “When are the teams of experts going to arrive eh?”

“I am not sssure.  A week orrr more I would estimate.”, then wondering if there is something I should know about, “Why?  Isss there  problem?”

“No, it is just that he looks so spooky hanging, dead out there!”, she replies. 

“I am sssurprised at you!”, I say, ”You sssound just like Security-Chief!”

“Occasionally that walking orange hairball has a valid point!”, she answers adding, “AND if you ever tell him I said that I WILL deny it eh!”

A few days after we get the CLAW settled in, I enter the Control Room and . . .  “Reg!  It good to sssee you! How are Karie and Kleio?”

“Hi Commander.  They’re doing great.”, he answers, “But I was wondering if I could talk to you about something personal.”

“Of course Reg, sssee me after yourrr shift!”, I answer as I enter my office and Reg goes back to monitoring the CLAW’s orbit.     

Two weeks almost to the minute after our discovery was made, the experts arrive.  The Federation has sent a team of academics headed by a Doctor Pedersen.  It is my understanding he is an expert on the ancient wars between Humans and Kzinti and has written numerous papers on the subject.  However, to my knowledge he has never visited FI-9 OR the Patriarchy.  I wonder if he has ever even met a Kzinti?  The Kzinti’s team includes a senior Jotoki Handler that has studied “old” technology and what the Kzinti call a “Rememberer”, sort of a historian that specializes in the Man-Kzinti War era. 

Their first task is to spend days reviewing and analyzing the Bastet’s recordings and Sensor readings of the second we made contact with the CLAW.  Then they spend even MORE days questioning all of Bastet’s Crew, even the ones that were not on duty at the time of our discovery!  Finally using the Bastet’s and FI-9's Sensors, they scan the CLAW from every possible angle, level and distance! 

The vessel is small by modern standards, with only four decks.  The hull is rounded giving it what Humans call a cigar shape although it is not perfectly round but flattened as well.  The front has a feline-like, triangular look and there are large oval viewports on the  port and starboard sides where I assume the Bridge is located.  They look like larger versions of the ones on my Kzinti Fighter.  The stern is dominated by six large rocket exhaust cones clustered around the main hull.  From internal scans it appears Engineering (engines, fuel tanks and control equipment) takes up about a third of the ship.  Weapons Systems take up much of the remaining space leaving the room for the crew (bridge, quarters, mess hall, sick bay, and life support) very cramped. 

Finally after two weeks of interviews, scanning, meetings, consolations and debate, the experts are ready to board the CLAW!

Security-Chief, Jacobs, and I will accompany the experts to the CLAW.  Even though we are going to a “dead” hulk, I order Security-Chief to issue Phasers to Jacobs, Himself and I.  Because there is no atmosphere or gravity in the CLAW, we will have to wear Space Suits.  I am concerned, while Security-Chief, Jacobs and I are use to working in Space Suits, not that we like to, the experts are not!  After we make sure they know how to operate their suits life support equipment and are comfortable in them, we beam over to the CLAW.

We materialize on the CLAW inside the massive hole in the port side, a mid ships.

“Everybody ssstay togetherrr!  Jacobsss, scan forrr any ssstructural problems!  Security-Chief keep eye out forrr traps!”, I order. 

Jacobs wants to check out Engineering to see if anything can be done to make working in the CLAW easier so the group heads aft.  We pick our way over warped or missing deck plates and through hanging conduit and wires.  We pass through a number of ruptured bulkheads.  Anything that was not attached to the CLAW and some things that were are long gone.  Sucked into space by the explosive decompression caused by whatever made the hole in the hull.  Looking at the devastation, I wonder if we will find anything in the ship.

Finally we reach an intact bulkhead.  Jacobs scans the compartment behind it for air and pressure before we try and open the hatch.  She finds the compartment is as airless as the rest of the ship so one of the Kzinti experts operates the Manual Locking Mechanism and opens the hatch.  We enter what appears to be a Mess Hall.  There are rows of long tables down one side of the room and what look like lockers behind a food preparation area on the other side.  Doctor Pedersen goes to one of the lockers and opens it.  Immediately he falls to his knees and his body begins to spasm!  The rest of us look to see what has caused his reaction.  In the locker is the headless, handless, footless, gutted body of a Human male hanging there like a side of meat!

Now knowing what has caused the doctor’s problem and also knowing what he is getting ready to do, I order, “Security-Chief!  Get that human back to Station NOW!  Do not let him cough up in hisss helmet!”

Security-Chief grabs the doctor and says, “Two for Emergency Beam Out!”

A few seconds later Security-Chief, back on FI-9 reports, “Pedersen-Doctor is well but I am NOT going to clean the Transporter Pad!”

“Oh Great!”, I hear Jacobs reply.

I thought the experts would have known enough history to have been prepared for this but I guess I was incorrect so I order everyone back to the station for a rethink!

Cats!  What a day!  I decide to go off duty a little early and since Sarrah is busy in Sickbay, I decide to stop into the Long Branch for a drink before continuing to our quarters.  Entering the bar, I see I am not the only one of my staff that has had this idea.  Security-Chief is standing at the bar having a Sour Milk and Jacobs is sitting at a table.

Seeing me she waves and calls, “Sef!  Over here!”

I join her and order a Squeak Ale from the waiter and ask her if she wants another of whatever she is drinking.  She says she does not.  The bar is relatively deserted.  Other than Security-Chief, Jacobs, Miss Kitty, the bar’s staff and I, there are two civilians, one is Doctor Pedersen, also standing at the Bar.  I do not recognize the other.

“What a day, huh Sef?”, Jacobs says between sips of her drink.

I have been around humans long enough to know one of the correct responses is, “I have had betterrr!”

Jacobs continues, “Like everyone, I have heard the stories about the Kzinti but I always thought they were mostly Boogy Man exaggerations!  But now, to think they were cannibals!”

“They were Not cannibalsss Jacobsss.”, I correct, “No more than were yourrr ancestorsss when they rrroasted creaturesss that looked like Gerve with fruit ssstuffed in their mouthsss.”

“Yea but that was different Sef!”, Jacobs protests.

“Oh, how?”, I question.

She does not answer, in words, but by the look that forms on her furless face I receive my reply.

All of a sudden Doctor Pedersen speaks up, “NO THEY WERE MANIMALSSSSSSSS . . .  MONSHURS!!!!!!!!!”, and drunkenly staggers toward Security-Chief.

Jacobs sizes up the situation quickly and rushes to stand defensively in front of Security-Chief.  For a second the scene is very curious!  A nine foot tall Kzinti Kzintosh being shielded by a barely five foot tall Human female against a threat from a over six foot tall Human male.  Things go bad quickly! 

“Back off!”, is all Jacobs can say before a blow from Doctor Pedersen’s big right hand sends her flying.

She crashes onto and through a near by table and lies motionless on the sawdust covered floor.  Then I witness something I hope to never witness again.  Security-Chief glances at Jacobs on the floor, turning back to Doctor Pedersen, emits a terrifying sound the likes of which I have never heard and with one back pawed blow sends Doctor Pedersen sailing over the bar and into the wall, smashing the large mirror that hangs there before his body crumples to the floor.  Security-Chief is getting ready to jump over the bar and finish the job as I reach and restrain him.

Holding him back as best I can, I tap my Com Badge, “Medical Emergency at Long Branch!  Doctor Selarrr respond!”

Seconds later Doctor Selar and Sarrah arrive. 

They both go to Jacobs first as I say, “Doctor Pedersen is on floorrr behind bar.

Selar stays with Jacobs and Sarrah hurries to examine Doctor Pedersen.

“We need to get her to Sick Bay!”, Doctor Selar says, urgency and worry sounding in her voice.

Both of us are stunned as Security-Chief goes to and kneels down beside Jacobs.  Gently, gingerly, almost lovingly gathers her body in his arms, rises and without a sound carries her out of the bar. 

For a second I see indecision in Selar’s eyes until Sarrah says, ”Pedersen-Doctor is regaining consciousness.”

“Go care forrr Jacobsss!”, I tell Selar, “Sarrah and I will get Doctorrr Pedersen to Sick Bay.”

“How bad are Lieutenant Commander Jacob’s injuries Sef?”, Admiral Ball inquires as I make a report on the incident to him the next morning.

“Fourrr broken ribsss, punctured left lung, broken nose, jaw and rrright arm, concussion, as well as numerous cutsss and bruisesss.  Mostly from smashing through table top.  Doctor Selarrr has relived  her of duty forrr week.  She saysss then she will reevaluate her rrrecovery and determine when she can rrreturn to duty.”, I inform.

“And Doctor Pedersen’s injuries?”, Admiral Ball questions.

“He wasss lucky.  Being intoxicated he was lesss rigid when he hit wall and floorrr.  A few minorrr cutsss and bruisesss as well as broken left wrist was all he suffered.”, I report, “As farrr as charges against Doctor Pedersen forrr assault and battery on Starfleet personnel, both Lieutenant Commander Jacobsss and Security-Chief want to forget incident.  All Miss Kitty isss concerned with isss damage to herrr business.  If Doctorrr pays for it she will not preferrr charges of public drunkennesss.  Finally as to charge of Racial Prejudice and Profiling, like my officers, I preferrr to let it passs, THIS time.”

"How was Doctor Pedersen allowed to get so intoxicated?”, Admiral Ball inquires, “Wasn’t he being monitored by the Bar Tender?”

“Recordingsss show he was served only one alcoholic drink.  Bar Tender seeing level of his intoxication rrrising made sure other two he was served were synthehol.  Apparently Doctorrr Pedersen was adding his own alcohol to drinksss.”, I inform.

“What about the body?”, Admarial Ball questions, changing the subject.

“I sent Doctorrr Selassr to CLAW and she took DNA sssample for Experts.”, I report, “Are there any Starfleet expertsss that can be assigned to this mission?  I am not sure about Kzinti but these Human civilian expertsss seem ill-prepared forrr this type of mission!”

“I’m sorry Sef but the Federation Archaeology Council picked the experts, Starfleet has not been consulted on this one at all.”, Admiral Ball explains, “I know you will do the best you can.  Ball out.”

“I tried to warn you Sef.”, A disembodied voice says and then with a flash of light, “Q” appears and finishes, “BUT you would not listen!”

“Q” snaps his fingers and we are instantly transported to the surface of a planet, which one I can not tell.  I can tell that a mammoth battle took place here!  Sometimes I envy the Humans with their less acute senses, for ones like me, the place stinks of blood, charred and decaying flesh and DEATH! 

“Where are we “Q”?”, I question looking around.

“We are where your decision took you, the Federation and the Kzinti Sef.”, “Q” answers.

It is dark, night it seems but it could just as easily be day with the sky darkened by the clouds of thick black smoke coming from the many fires that are burning.  With their light contribution, my “cat’s” eyes can make out a few things.  There are the blackened walls of large buildings, blasted to rubble by Phaser fire I assume so the planet is . . . was  inhabited.  Between the buildings are wrecks of machines, they look like Fighters both Federation and . . .  KZINTI!  I wonder if there are any survivors of the battle trapped in the ruins or the wrecks.  My duty as a Starfleet officer dictates I should look for and assist them.  I approach a Federation Fighter that looks like it is relatively intact.  I can see the pilot through the transparent canopy of the cockpit, a female Andorian.  She is still strapped in her seat and is not moving.  Using the Manual Eject Lever, I raise the canopy and check the pilot’s condition.  The stench that assaults my nose tells me she is dead.  It appears that after it was hit, the fighter lost power and nosed in.  The force of the impact dislodged some wreckage that in turn impaled her through the lower body.  From the expression frozen on her face by death, she lived for sometime after the crash and experienced the horror of knowing no one could help her as the battle raged on around her.  In the distance I see the wreck of a much larger vessel, it’s profile looks familiar so I pick my way through the rubble toward it.

Just before I reach the larger wreck I stumble over an unburied, decomposing body.  It has a tail, I believe it is Felinoid but it is to small to be a Kzinti and the fur is not tiger striped but a solid, dark color.  It lays face down in the dirt.  By the light I can see there are hundreds of other bloated, rotting bodies scattered around me.  I kneel beside the body, the scent tells me it has been here for some time.  I turn the body over and look into it’s face, MY FACE!  The body is MINE!  Then I know why the wreck’s profile looked familiar, the larger vessel IS the Bastet!

“They are all dead Sef.”, “Q” says as he walks up behind me.

I gently lower my body back to the ground, spring to my feet and whirl around to face him, “Who isss “Q”?"

“ANYONE seeing the CLAW is doomed!”, is the answer I receive in Security-Chief’s voice.  “You should have listened to him!”, “Q” chides.

A sickening thought invades my mind, “Sarrah!” is all I get out before “Q” snaps his fingers and we are standing in the Bazaar on FI-9 or what is left of it!  It is dark, only the Emergency Lighting is operating and they are flickering.  I can tell the Gravity Generators are down because there is wreckage, equipment and bodies floating in the air but I seem not to be affected by the lack of gravity.  I sprint to Sick Bay, dodging more lifeless bodies and floating wreckage along the way.

The doors to Sick Bay are closed and with no power to open them, I will have to pry them apart with my bare claws to gain entrance.  I insert my claws in the crack between the doors and pull!  It takes all my strength but they begin to move.  As the doors part, a terrible sight greets my eyes!

The Sick Bay was filled with wounded.  I do not see Doctor Selar, it is possible she was out somewhere treating the injured.  However I do see Sarrah!  She, wearing a uniform, is sprawled face down across one of the Bio Beds, trying to protect a injured patient, a Kzinti T'kzintar (warrior) from falling wreckage, like the dedicated healer she hoped to become.  The wreckage ended both the life of the Kzintosh and Kzinrret!  I race to her, push the now weightless wreckage off and I pick her limp, battered, lifeless body up and hold it tight to mine.  I had not considered this!  It is then I notice the insignia on her uniform!  She is a doctor!

Is the CLAW worth the price Sef?”, “Q” asks as he strolls into Sick Bay. 

I have always prided myself on my even temperament but, everyone has their breaking point!  I have reached mine!  I drop Sarrah’s body back on the bed, hiss and leap at “Q”, not caring what happens!  All I want is one swipe of my claws across his face!  To see the pain in his eyes.  To see if the “Q” have blood and if so, what color!  The look on his face seems to indicate he did not expect me to attack.  I draw back my arm, claws extended and . . . 
   
With a flash of light. we are back on the Bridge of the Bastet!

As I stumble to a halt, Jacobs reports from the CLAW, “I think we can haul this wreck home in one piece Sef.”

“Q” looks at me as asks, “Well Sef what’s it going to be?”

“Lock Tractorrr Beam on that ssship!”, I Command. 

“For “HUMANITY” Sef?”, “Q” questions.

“IT WASss THEIR WARrr, NOT OURSss!  AND IT IS OVERrr, OVERrr LONG TIME AGO!”, I reply, “And Humanity, whatever colorrr or length of their furrr, if any, MUST acknowledge THAT if we are to move on! ”

“Very good Sef!”, “Q” says, quietly clapping his hands, “Out of all the Starfleet Captains I have met, I expected you to have the most trouble with THAT!”

“I know you have tormented Captainsss Pickard and Janeway as well as Commanderr Sisco so why did you think I would have problem?”, I question.

“Well lets just say it was because you are SO . . .  Furry Sef, even more so than Riker with his beard and leave it at that!”, “Q” answers. 

Then turning to Security-Chief, “There were other cats involved!  What do you say Kzinti?”

“The Night Ends and with its Death, Brings a New Day!  All T'kzintar (warrior) know this and agree, the Dead Should be Honored BUT Remain Buried!”, Security-Chief answers.

“Not bad Orange Fur Ball!”, “Q” says, “For a start!  I will be keeping an eye on you too!”  As Security-Chief growls, with a snap of his fingers and a flash of light “Q” is gone, for now.

Like most night horses (mares SEF!) the memory(?) of the past few weeks fade quickly.  I am still trying to sort out what exactly happened from what did not or did it?  It seems no one except Security-Chief and I were treated by “Q” to the glimpse of a possible future and I have not had time to compare my experience with his.  All I am sure of is the teams of experts DID arrive.  We DID board the CLAW and explore him, from stern to  bow.  We DID find some disturbing things in him including “Human” meat but the experts were  professionals and treated the finds in a clinical, dispassionate fashion.  Now they are making plans to move the CLAW to a more convenient location to continue studying and preserving him.  From what I hear, EVERYONE on FI-9 will be relieved when that happens.

With things settling down, Sarrah and I get a rare chance to relax in our quarters together.

“I am worried about these tests.”, Sarrah says.

“Do NOT!”, I answer, “I have it on good authority that you will do well and you will look ssso beautiful in yourrr Medical Uniform!”

Sarrah looks at me, her body indicating her puzzlement, “How do you know that?”

“I have my waysss kitten.”, I say as I pull her close. 

Suddenly I feel strange, Sarrah senses my reaction and asks, “What is wrong my love?”

“I do not know kitten, an odd feeling.  I have heard Jacobsss describe it as feeling as if sssomeone was walking on herrr grave!”, I answer.  Then as quickly as it had came it is gone.  I look into Sarrah’s worried eyes, and continue, “Not to worry, feeling isss gone now!” and I pray it never returns!