Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Star Trek: Federation Installation Nine, Episode 7 Cats Away


WHILE THE CATS AWAY

 "Reportsss! Requisitionsss! Requestsss! RRRuuggg!", I hiss as my paw sends what seems like thousands of Padds flying in all directions. "What is wrong my lord?!", Sarra questions as she rushes into the Living Room. "Oh it nothing Sarrrah.", I answer, adding as she busies herself picking up the objects of my out burst, "You not have to do that." "I want to."she replies with a twinkle in her eye, making sure that as she bends over that I get a good view of her shapely rear and seductively swaying tail tip. "Why do you need to do this?", she asks as she drop the collected Padds on the couch beside me, moves behind me and, begins to massage the back of my neck, "Huhuff-Riit did not have to do such things." "No, he had people like me to do them forrr himmm.", I say, enjoying her expert attention to my aching muscles.

After Huhuff-Riit gave her to me, I have tried to convince Sarrah that she is free. This has NOT been easy! When I first talked to her, after Huhuff-Riit left, I must have done a bad job of explaining to her what would happen because she dropped her tail, began to shake, ran and hid in the closet of her quarters. I called Jacobs for help. By the time she arrived, there were sounds of heavy breathing and softly mewing, actions that are the equivalent to humans crying, coming from the closet. It took a while but, Jacobs managed to convince her that I was not angry with her and casting her out into the cold, so to speak. I tried and, I think succeeded in explaining to her that I would gladly help her in any without expecting any 'favors' in return and, Jacobs said Sarrah could stay with her. Even though I think she understands, Sarrah still insists on staying with me during my off duty, waking hours and taking on the role of mate as far as the meals and cleaning of my quarters are concerned. This seems to please her and, I enjoy the company so for the moment I will let things stay as they are. I think this whole affair has been hardest of Security-Chief. As you know, Sarrah is his older sister, born of the same mother. Given my limited understanding of psychology, I have a hard time understanding the Kzinti and for that matter some other humanoid's attitude toward the females of their kind. For example, the Kzinti, unlike other felines but, like most 'higher' mammals require an extended care time with their mothers. Because that stay is measured in years instead of months males as well as females have ample time to form a strong, life long bond with their mothers. Yet, these males treat the females, their mothers included as objects. Good only for their pleasure and the continuance of the race. In the Kzinti's case, they have even genetically altered the females so that all intelligence was eliminated, or so they thought. What I cannot understand is how a male can tolerate his mother and sisters treated in that manner. Thinking back to my own mother, and the problems I occasionally brought to her, I wonder how unintelligent females can even care for intelligent offspring. What I have EVEN more problems with is the attitude of some human males. The example that comes to mind is of a Lieutenant Commander Penter. I heard other officers contemptuous say of him that he thinks of himself as 'God's gift to women'. What I observed was this pattern of behavior. Penter was a divorced father of one. During the time I was around him he tracked, caught, enjoyed and discarded a number of females. Once discarded, he would refuse any contact with the female no mater how many times she desperately tried to contact him. Observing this, I often wondered how he would react if and when some male treats his kit, a female in a like manner, remembering that those females have fathers too.

Sarrah finishes her massage too soon by announcing, "Food is ready!" We spend an enjoyable evening talking and leaning more about each other's lives and cultures. It seems that all to soon it is time for sleep and, it seems it is becoming increasingly difficult to bid Sarrah good bye each night.

Unfortunately, today is little different from last night as far as the Padds are concerned. After a morning of 'paperwork' I have had enough. As I sit behind my desk, my mind hunts for a distraction and, then remembers a certain 'special project', "Jacobsss, what is statusss of my Kzinti Patrol Ship?" "He is as you left him, on the Flight Deck. Thinking of going for a little ride, eh?", she asks. "Why not!, it isss beautiful day for ride in ssspace!", I reply, getting up from behind my desk and heading out the door.

After boarding him and going through the normal recognizing process I pause and ask, "How long have we been flying togetherrr?" "Do you wish an accurate chronological increment or are you seeking a generalization Sef-Pilot?", he asks. "You have learned much about me.", I reply. "I have observed that inquiries sounding like yours usually fall under the category that you carbon units call 'small talk'.", he says. "You are correct, I wasss 'making small talk'.", I answer, continuing, "Howeverrr, I have something on my mind." "Then it would be most feline-like to speak your mind." "Yesss . . . Well as you know it Federation'sss habit to give namesss to all vesselsss flown by its personnel.", I begin. "It is Kzinti tradition to name only the larger, important vessels.", he interrupts. "That may be so but, we give namesss to even ship'sss shuttle craft.", I explain, "And, I have decided on your'sss." "Please! Do not name me for some long dead explorer or researcher that owes his success to dumb luck!", he pleads in an almost human way, adding, "Or worse, an animal you were fond of as a child!" "Would I give Flesh Ripperrr Classs fighterrr the name of pet?!", I say feigning indignation and, continuing in a falsely puffed up way, "I am CAITIAN! We are brothers of Kzinti! Would I choose ANYTHING but the most honorable name forrr vessel I personally use?!" "You are going to name me after your mother, correct?", he asks flatly. Getting back to reality I answer, "I chose name that will describe what your kind will be. I will call you 'Kzinti'sss Guardian', 'Guardian' for short." 'Kzinti's Guardian', he says the name slowly and, then again with importance as if trying it on for size, "I like it!" "You are cleared for take off, patrol vessel.", the voice of the station's space traffic controller says. "I AM GUARDIAN!", my fighter roars with pride as we launch into space. As we clear the Flight Deck's Force Field and are engulfed in the vastness of space he reports, "The Bastet is attempting to contact us." "Put them through.", I command. "Is there a problem Commander?", my First Officer asks, "We are ready to get under way." "No problem Gerve, I just thought it wasss good day forrr me to work on my special project.", I answer. "Would you like us to accompany you?", he asks sounding a little concerned. "That will not be necesary Gerve, I do not plan to go very far.", I say adding, "Thank you anyway."

"Where to?", Guardian questions. I consider the solar system we are in and what I am in the mood for and order, "It hasss been while since I did some close maneuversss, set course for asteroid belt." With an audible groan, he complies.

Although I dislike flying, I think that if the maker had intended felines to fly, he would not have made birds SO tasty, every once in a while, the beauty of space makes it bearable. This systems asteroids are a bit unusual. Instead of the dark, pockmarked rocks that circle most stars, this rubble's Reflective Index is similar to Earth's Moon. When the star's light, although dim, strikes them, they sparkle like a jeweled neckless, strung in the cosmos. "Sef-Pilot, I am picking up an unusual sent.", Guardian announces, jolting me out of my sightseeing trance. Although there is no way Guardian can actually smell in space, he uses that terminology to describe how he interprets the data his sensors are providing him. "What is it?", I question, expecting some interesting but mundane answer. "It appears to be a very old cat-made object.", he answers. This section of space has seen many battles between humans and the Kzinti during their ancient wars so I expect the object is from one of these battles. However, being feline and interested in history I order, "Let usss go see what object isss Guardian." We slowly pick our way through the field until a small boulder comes into view. Partially protruding from its side is an ornate metal box. "That NOT Kzinti or even human.", I say, "That SLAVERrr!" SLAVER, a word I heard once before, aboard the old U.S.S. Enterprise under the command of James T. Kirk. Mr. Spock, Mr. Sulu and Lieutenant Uhura were sent to deliver a Slaver Box the Federation had found to a museum for study when the box detected another box on a planet they were passing. The box turned out to be empty and the Kzinti were using its existence to attract and steal other boxes. After capturing Spock and the others, the Kzinti opened the Federation's box and found a paw held weapon of great destructive potential. For a moment I am undecided as to what to do. The Slavers possessed fantastic technology and, the box could hold an object that would advance Federation science many decades or even centuries. I do remember however how Spock's adventure turned out. The weapon turned out to be a Slaver Spy Agent device capable of transforming itself into a number of deadly tools at the command of its owner. When asked by the Kzinti thieves to transform itself into its most powerful device, because they did not use a password, it self-destructed, destroying the Kzinti and their vessel. This artifact is too valuable to be left for someone else to find but, its possession could prove extremely dangerous as well. I am a Federation officer, my mission is to seek out new life and new civilizations SO, my duty is clear. "D'Sefet to Bastet!", I begin. "Gerve here Commander, what can we do for you?", my First Officer asks. "Do you have fix on mmmy position?", I inquire. "Yes Commander, our readings indicate you are located in the asteroid field. Is there a problem?", Gerve answers. Not wanting to discuss the box over non-secure Sub-Space channel I command, "No questionsss, just get here as fast as possible! D'Sefet out."

The Bastet arrives quickly and Guardian and I just as quickly enter her Shuttle Bay. There I am met by a very concerned Tellerite. "What's the matter Commander? What's the problem?", Gerve questions. "I have discovered Slaverrr Box.", I inform. "SLAVER! Where?", he asks disbelievingly. "Imbedded in asteroid.", I say, adding, "We need to get aboard fast!" Although I determined the asteroid was small enough to beam aboard, there is no way of telling if its mater can or should be dissembled and reassembled so I order, "Get Tractorrr Beam on it and bring it into Shuttle Bay."

With it safely on board, we return to FI-9 and within an hour my 'experts' have assembled in the Shuttle Bay for a conference. Besides my First Officer Gerve and Chief Engineer Jacobs, there are assembled, an expert in geology and, a historian. Each person examines the box and the asteroid it is imprisoned in and then assembles to discuss our plan of action. As we are talking my geologist leaves the group and returns to the asteroid, saying something about a sample. As I glance over at him and, before I can stop him, I see him preparing to strike off a piece of the stony asteroid with a hammer. "NO!", I yell as he swings the hammer. Too late, the tool contacts the rock and does indeed break a piece off. For a second, I and the others in the group hold our breaths, hoping nothing happens. Then, slowly the Bastet begins to shake. Softly at first but growing stronger. By the time the bridge is frantically calling, wondering what is going on, we all have been knocked off our feet and are helpless on the deck. After what seems a lifetime, the shaking subsides. "What the . . . !", Jacobs begins. "Is everyone ok?", Gerve asks. "Damage rrreport!", I yell as I check to see if the box and its asteroid is still with us, it is. "Bridge to captain!", the voice begins, "FI-9 is gone!" "GONE! What do you mean? Destroyed?", I question. "No sir! Just gone!", is the report. "We need to get up there!", I say to Gerve and Jacobs, "You two, keep studying that thing. But DO NOT hit again!"

"What happening?!", I say, loudly as Gerve, Jacobs and I step onto the bridge. Looking at the view screen all I see are stars, no trace of FI-9. "We have lost contact with the Federation!", my Communications Officer reports. "Something is wrong with the stars!", my Helmsman reports. "Factsss, I need factsss!", I roar. Then, calming down, I begin to poll each station. Helm states that key navigation stars have shifted, slightly. Communications reports that all sub-space channels are silent. Remembering my time on the Bozeman, I play a hunch and pray I am wrong. I ask communications to scan for any non-naturally occurring signals on any wavelength and ask helm to calculate just how many years it would take for the stars to be become right. Communications reports he is picking up a weak microwave wavelength signal that sounds Kzinti and originates from their general direction. Helm states that she has calculated it will take about 200 years for the stars to take their rightful position. "What does that all mean?", Jacobs questions. Gerve has picked up on my thinking and answers, "It means FI-9 wasn't destroyed, it has yet to be built!" With the questioning look on Jacobs face spreading to others on the bridge I clarify, "It meansss box hasss sent us into past 200 years!" NOW we have problem! Just to make sure we do not miss anything I call the Historian to the bridge. After briefing him on what has happened I ask, "What do you know of history forrr thisss sssectorrr of space?" "The history of early space voyages is sparse, at best. If you leave the realm of 'firsts', first man on the moon, first man on mars, first contact with aliens, etc. The history is buried in mountains of ships' logs . . . ", he says. NOT wanting a seminar on space history I stop him by saying, "That isss all interesting but, what doesss history sssay about thisss sssector?" Somewhat dejected he answers, "As far as I'm aware there has been no Federation or pre-Federation activity here before the acquisition of FI-9." "So far so good, asss long asss we can figure out way back to ourrr time, everything should be all right.", I say . . . Too soon. "Commander, I'm picking up two vessels approaching this system.", Helm reports, adding, "The lead vessel is broadcasting an old style distress signal . . . It sounds human!" "Commander, if we interfere . . . ", my historian begins to comment. "I know!", I answer. If there had been no distress signal, I would have been content to just sit here and let the ships pass but, "Plot intercept course!" "Course plotted and layed in.", the helmsman reports. "Do it!", I command. "That looks like a pre-warp Earth vessel!", my historian comments about the lead vessel as we come into range. "And that looks Kzinti!", Jacobs says of the pursuing ship. "The human ship is damaged and slowing." helm reports. "Red alert! Raise shields!", Gerve commands "If we destroy that Kzinti vessel WE WILL be changing history.", my historian says. "Arm Phasers!", Gerve orders. "SIR! Those vessels were notoriously frail. If we hit it or even come close, even with our Phasers on minimal power . . . ", the historian advises. "Phasers locked on target!", helm announces. "There MUST be way of protecting human vessel without using Bastet'sss clawsss!", I say, thinking out loud and, then an idea, "We will use herrr pads." "PADS?! Sir?", Gerve questions. "Yesss . . . How doesss mother feline, with clawsss that can kill discipline her kitsss? Gently with pads of herrr paws.", I answer. "The Bastet has NO pads!", Jacobs complains. "No, but we can be gentle.", I begin, ordering, "Release hydrogen cloud in front of Kzinti ssship and target leading edge with ourrr Phasers." "YES!", Jacobs yells, rushing to her Engineering Station. The unseen gas flows from our Bussard Collectors and gathers in the Kzinti's path. "Ready!", she says as our sensors indicate enough of the gas has been released. Just before the Kzinti vessel reaches the cloud's trailing edge I order, "FIRE!" The hydrogen erupts in a blinding fireball that blot out the stars. The shock wave while shaking us a little sends the Kzinti vessel careening backwards. After a short time they regain control of their vessel. Helm reports, "They seem to be ok, they are changing course, heading back to Kzinti space!" "YEE HAW! I'll bet that was the wildest ride those CATS have ever had!", my historian yells, forgetting himself for a moment, then quickly adding, "UH . . . Brilliant solution Commander." Oh yes I forgot to mention, my Ship's Historian is from Earth, a place called Texas. "Now that human ssship is sssafe, we can get back to our problem.", I say. "Commander!", Jacobs begins. Dreading what she will say, I answer, "YESss!" "The human vessel's hull has been holed in numerous places, and they're losing atmosphere!", she reports. "But, itsss crew can handle it?", I ask hopefully, "Hull Integrity Force Fieldsss will ssstop leaksss." "Those are far in the future!", my historian informs. "We ARE going to have to beam survivors overrr here, correct?", I ask. With a nod from Jacobs and my historian, I order, "Transporterrr, lock onto that ship's crew and begin pulling them off! Gerve will you greet ourrr visitorsss?"

As my first officer leaves, I continue to work on our problem. "Jacobsss, get with Geologist and sssee what he did to asteroid and how it affected box.", I command, to the historian, "YOU need to consult those logsss. I want no more surprisesss!" I wanted no more surprises but . . . Just as things were calming down, Gerve calls, "Commander, you need to come down here!" In the background, I can hear some sort of disturbance so, "I am on my way! Security meet me at Transporterrr Room." There are loud voices coming from inside as two security guards and I arrive. We rush in, the security guards with Phasers in hand and I roar, "WHAT IS ALL THISss!" All activity comes to an abrupt halt AND, what activity! Gerve is attempting to restrain the Bajorian Transporter Chief from attacking, I think, one of the other ship's crew. What I take to be the Captain of the other vessel is standing, defensively in front of one of his crew. As all eyes focus on me, the other Captain utters, "Holy CATS!" Now it is time to straighten out this new mess! First I turn to my Transporter Chief and order, "Stand at Attention!" She complies and I continue, "Explain yourself!" "HE is THE Emissary's forefather!", she says breathlessly. "I'm NOBODY'S father!", the confused and frightened crewman proclaims. What I need now is some more historical advice and that is on the Bridge. "Captain, if you will be kind enough to join me, I will try to explain thingsss.", I invite as I motion to the door. "My crew . . . ", he says. "Will be well cared forrr.", I promise indicating the two armed, human, security guards, "Take them to Sick Bay, I want Doctorrr Selar to check them overrr." Turning to the Transporter Chief I ask, "Are you going to control yourself or do I have to have you relieved?" Still at attention she answers, "I will control myself sir!" "GOOD!", I answer.

As we make our way to the Bridge, the Captain is studying everything he sees. Before we step onto the Bridge, his curiosity gets the better of him. He stops, spins around and asks, "What is this? Human? Vulcan? Kzinti? How did my crew and I get here? Who was that woman with the bashed up nose and, WHAT IS AN EMISSARY?!" "I will try and answerrr as many of yourrr questionsss as I can Captain but, I must do so with advice of another of my crew. Please . . . ", I say as I motion for him to enter. Stepping through the door, he stops and his mouth opens as if he is going to say something. But he does not. After an extended time, he makes a long bird sound, then says, "WHO ARE YOU GUYS?!" He deserves something so I answer, "Comanderrr D'Sefet, United Federation of Planetsss, at your service." "United WHAT of WHAT?!", he says, loudly. "We are from future.", I explain, as I motion my historian to join us. "Did the Kzinti conquer Earth?", the captain asks with trepidation. "Kzinti" I say with surprise, "Why you ask that?" "YOU!", he says pointing, "In command!" "ME!", I say with surprise, then I remember, humans have not yet contacted my world, "I am not Kzinti, I am Caitian and, we as well as Vulcansss you mentioned are just few of the racesss that make up Federation." "And the Kzinti?", he asks. "We . . . ", I begin. "There is peace between the Federation and the Patriarchy.", the historian answers. Continuing his inquiry, he asks, "What was the problem with that bumpy nosed woman?" Reminded of the problem in the Transporter Room, I say to my historian, "Transporterrr Chief claimsss one of survivors isss ancestorrr of Bajorian Emissary, Sisko. I need to know if ssshe correct, quickly!" "That's his name, Sisko . . . Benny Sisko.", our guest informs. "I will need a DNA sample.", my historian comments. "Doctorrr Selar can provide that, ssshe examining crew now.", I inform my historian. As my historian hurries away our guest begins to explore the Bridge and I follow. Like many, he is drawn to the shinny, brass Dedication Plaque that adorns the bulkhead near to the door where one enters the Bridge. "USS Bastet. Saber Class. Starfleet registry NCC-61456.", he reads aloud, continuing, "ASDB Integration Section, Spacedock 1, Sol Sector, Earth. Launched, Stardate . . . " He turns to me, his eyes wide and says, "YOU really ARE from the future! Damn!" With that a thousand questions flow from him. Questions about how the conflict now raging will end, questions about what the future holds for Earth and humanity and, technical questions, SO MANY technical questions! "I wish I could answer all your questionsss Captain but, you must understand, we here by accident. We must be cautiousss, what we do here, now, could change ourrr present.", I explain sympathetically. Exhibiting an unusual grasp of Quantum Mechanics, for someone living in an era before they were discovered, our guest observes, "I understand but, in answering our distress call it would appear you have already changed the future." "With luck, that sssmall transgression will not do to much damage", I answer.

After the crew of the other ship has been examined, tended to and, safely housed, under guard, I and my advisors have a meeting to see where we stand. "I've rechecked all pre-warp records we have for this system and, find no mention of action.", my historian says, "However . . . " "I knew it! There's ALWAYS a however!", Jacobs interrupts. Continuing, my historian says, "HOWEVER! If you will recall, pre-warp Kzinti used a Gravity Polarizer for spaceflight, that drive used natural gravity wells such as a star system. A series of gravity wells would be used between two specific points such as the Kzinti Home World and Earth. This system was one of those series. It was recorded that a Kzinti Invasion Fleet was attacked and driven back by Earth vessels not too far from here. I have confirmed that the Captain of the Earth vessel we rescued knew of the invasion fleet plans and that what this system is used for and, was returning this information to Earth. "And ourrr interference? What might that do to Kzinti planing?", I inquire. "Probably nothing, in fact it may have helped. If the Kzinti knew the Captain of the Earth ship knew of their plans and didn't see us, they probably think it was the Earth vessel's fusion reactor that blew and created the fireball. They may think their secret is safe.", the historian says. "Let usss hope so.", I add, "Doctorrr, yourrr report on crew and their possible descendantsss?" "As a group, they all are reasonably healthy. A few broken bones and a couple of radiation burns, all treated successfully. As for the one crew member being an ancestor of Benjamin Sisko, I've compared a section of each one's DNA that doesn't change markedly from one generation to another." "AND?", I question. "There is a 99.7 percent chance our Transporter Chief is correct and, the crewman swears he has no children at this time.", she answers. "In other wordsss, if he doesss not get back to Earth, no Emissary.", I say. "And the Dominion probably would conquer the Alpha Quadrant!", my historian adds. "There is one other item.", Gerve begins. "There ALWAYS is eh!", Jacobs comments. "What?", I ask. "The Slaver Box is NOT in the asteroid belt of this system at this time.", Gerve reports. "NOT IN . . . Isss the one still in ourrr Shuttle Bay?!", I ask with alarm. "Yes!", he answers to my relief. "Then how . . . ?", I begin. "Unknown sir.", Gerve answers, "But I'm NOT an expert on Temporal Mechanics." "Continue yourrr investigationsss.", I command, "I need more answers." "Yes Commander.", Gerve answers. "SO, it would ssseem that we need to insure that vessel and herrr crew returnsss sssafely to Earth.", I sum up, "What isss condition of ship Jacobsss?" "She is in bad shape, the hull looks like Swiss Cheese.", she answers cryptically. "Swiss WHAT?", I question. "Full of holes eh.", she clarifies. "Can you rrrepair vesel without using materials from ourrr time?", I enquire. "I'll have to take a closer look at her but I think I can replicate materials that will fit with the present.", Jacobs answers. Turning to Gerve I say, "It appears it time for usss to have talk with Captain." "And his Chief Engineer!", Jacobs adds. "I will see to it.",Gerve says. "I will want you there to.", I say to my historian as the meeting breaks up.

A short time later Jacobs, my historian and I are awaiting the return of Gerve with the Captain and Engineer of the Earth vessel. "Good of you to join usss.", I say as Gerve ushers our visitors in, "Please sssit. I trust you have been made comfortable." "Comfortable! The Admiral of the United Earth Space Fleet doesn't travel in such luxury!", the Captain answers adding, "An astronaut could get use to a ship like this! Eh Scotty?" "Aye Captain, she's a beauty!", the engineer answers. "Odd, I have served with more than a few humans that look upon yourrr vessel and way you travel with fondnesss.", I comment, continuing, "Be that asss it may, it would ssseem we need to insure that you rrreturn sssafely to Earth." "How ya gonna do THAT?!", the engineer questions, "Our ship is as dead as a Door Nail!" Although I do not understand the Engineer's comments any better that I understood Swiss Cheese, I ask, "What isss your estimated time of repairrr Jacobsss?" "I think a couple of days should do it.", she answers. "A couple a days! Are you daft woman! It'll take a month in space suits just to patch the holes!", the Engineer protests. A little annoyed, Jacobs says, "THEN we won't use SPACE SUITS eh?" "What'ch ya planning then, holding your breath!", the Engineer questions. "NO, I'll use a Portable Containment Field Generator to establish an envelope around the ship's hull and a couple of Environment Replicators to provide air, light, heat and, gravity.", she explains as both our guests jaws drop lower and lower. "Sounds good, do it!", I say. As she stands to leave, she turns to her historic counterpart and asks, "Would you care to come along?" "I would'na miss it for the world!", he answers.

Jacobs' estimate of time was on target and, a couple of days later, she, the other Engineer and Captain join me for her report. "All major damage to the old Earth vessel has been repaired sir.", she begins. "OLD! She's the best ship in the fleet!", the Engineer interrupts. "As I was saying . . . ", Jacobs continues, "the Vessel is space worthy and can probably make it back to Earth. However she used much of her fuel running from the Kzinti and what was left leaked out of a damaged safety valve. We'll have to replace the Deuterium with some from our tanks." Both the Captain and Engineer look as if they are about to say something but I cut them off by asking, "What yourrr plan?" "I'll use the Transporter to beam some from our tank to theirs.", she says. "You're gonna use that Transporter thingy! I gotta see that!", the Engineer says. "I approve Engineerrr, get do it.", I order. Jacobs nods, rises and remembering her counterparts comments, gestures for him to join her. As they leave, I turn to the Captain and say, "Well Captain, it looksss as if you be able to get underway shortly." "Well Commander, it HAS been an experience!", the Captain of the Earth vessel begins after a long pause, "How . . . How long have you been serving with humans?" "I have been in Starfleet for more than 100 yearsss.", I answer, hoping I will not have to go into the Bozeman incident. After the shock leaves his face, he continues, "Then you have been around us long enough to know accepting help and acknowledging it is NOT something we do very well." "I have noted that trait.", I answer. "Well . . . I say this as little as possible, NEVER to an alien and, until now unthinkable to a CAT but, Thanks for all the help. Now I guess I'll have to rethink my attitude toward the creatures I encounter in space." "What do you mean?", I question. "I'm not sure how to put it other than to say I now know that, Even a Kzinti has a Mother." "Ah, you mean term 'Human' isss not confined to those creaturesss that call Sol 3 home.", I say. "Sol 3? Oh, right.", he replies. "It would appear I have again changed past.", I comment. "How so?", the Captain asks. "Most historiansss believe that no human began thinking like you until well into 23rd century." "From what I have seen and done, THAT change might be the most important for everyone in the galaxy.", he says. "That change isss one I will NOT worry about.", I say as word comes that the Earth vessel is refueled and ready for her crew. Before the captain rises, "I assume there is data in your computer giving all the information on this war and what is going to happen right?" Not knowing where he is heading to I answer, "Yesss, computerrr holds all known historical data. Although thisss time period of Earth'sss history is not as complete as other periodsss." "I know a bunch of Admirals that would give their stars and a years pay for just a peek at that data.", he says, "You know I will have to make a report about this." "Asss will I Captain.", I say adding, "I wish I could let you have "Peek" but . . ." "I know. The ADMIRALS will have to be satisfied that Earth survives and joins that United Federation of Planets thing you mentioned."

In short order, we have Transported the still dazzled crew back to their vessel. As I am standing on the bridge, my Communications Officer reports, "Commander, I'm receiving a transmission from the Earth Vessel." "On scre . . . On audio.", I order remembering the ancient vessels did not have visual transmission capabilities. "We have finished our flight check and everything seems A-OK or better.", the Captain reports, adding, "Thanks again CAT and your crew too." "Acknowledged HUMAN, have sssafe trip.", I answer as some of my bridge crew turns to look at me and, I see the vessel's engines start and our guests begin their trip home.

"NOW, let us sssee if we can get thisss ssship where ssshe suppose to be!", I say as the Earth vessel's engine's fire dims into the vastness of space, "Gerve do you have rrreport?" "We believe we have come up with a theory on how the device works sir.", he begins, continuing, "As you know from physics, atoms in the universe are vibrating, thus everything in the universe has its own unique frequency. In addition, light, sound, gravity and probably time itself are all vibrating at different speeds or frequencies and different strengths or amplitudes." "Yesss, continue.", I say wondering if I should check and see if my Tellerite First Officer has pointy ears and green blood. "To travel through time as far as we know, you must warp time, much like we warp space, thus enabling you to jump backwards of forwards on time's frequency curve without having to go through the entire curve. It is kind of like jumping from the middle of one ocean wave to the top of another without crossing the trough that is in between.", he instructs. "Orrr going from mountain top to mountain top without going through valley in between.", I say. "Yes, some how the device in the box uses physical frequencies and possibly amplitudes to warp the time continuum allowing it and whatever it is contained in to travel through time.", Gerve concludes. "And WHAT ISss your idea forrr returning usss to correct time?", I ask. "Considering what we DON'T know about that box, I would recommend a slingshot around a star as the best way.", Gerve says. Now it is my turn to be Vulcan, "In thisss case, that isss something we can not do." "Why not?", Gerve asks displaying surprise at my expertise. "To rrreturn from slingshot you need reference in time, in thisss case we do not have reference.", I instruct, trying to remember as much as possible of my experience on the Shadow Hawk, "It would ssseem we will have to use Slaverrr Box!" "Yes sir.", he says as he returns to working on the data we have.

A few hours later we have another discussion. "After reviewing all the data, I think we have come up with a plausible idea on how to activate the device.", Gerve says. "You NOT going to hit it again!", I ask. "Of course not, we plan to stimulate the device using a frequency that is a little more than 180 degrees opposite, but the same strength as the one used to transport us here. We think that will return us to our time.", he explains. "You ARE going to hit it, correct?", I ask again. "Absolutely NOT, we think a Phaser can be modified to do the job.", he says adding, "There is one problem." "What?", I ask with a little trepidation. "While under normal use the device probably has controls that protect against it, we could find ourselves reentering our time continuum before we left and, there is no way of telling what might happen then. In addition, we could greatly over shoot our time and find ourselves far into the future, possibly in a time where the physical conditions in the galaxy would make our existence impossible.", Gerve answers. As Captain Kirk once said, "Risk is our business!" and, as one of my teachers at the academy said when lecturing on the risks of early space exploration and the drive that kept humans, in this case, going in the face of such things as losing two primitive shuttles and their seven person crews, one on launch and one on reentry, "You can't ride the lightening with the fear of getting burnt.", I order, "We have no choice Gerve, make necessary preparationsss."

The necessary preparations include setting up a stand in the Shuttle Bay to hold the Phaser. Just in case, I do not want anyone in there when we try this experiment. SO, with everyone informed as to what we are attempting to do and catting their stations, I order, "Do it Gerve!" He presses the button that activates the Phaser and says, "Here we go!" For a moment I am not sure the experiment is working then, softly at first but, growing with each passing second, the shaking begins. Just as the shaking is becoming unbearable, it suddenly stops. "FI-9 to Bastet! What happened?! You disappeared from our scanners for a second!", a frantic duty officer questions as his face appears on our screen. "Good work Gerve.", I say, adding to the duty officer, "Have Security-Chief and 4 of 5 meet me in my office asss quickly asss possible."

"I am sure my sssuperiors at Starfleet will question me intrusting protection of sssuch powerful device to Kzinti but, I decided that if I could not trust him now, I would never be able to trust himmm. I am happy to report that asss of thisss minute, Box, ssstill imbedded in asteroid, isss secured in one of Station'sss ssstorage baysss. Surrounded by an Anti-beaming Force Field and guarded by a number of my finest Sssecurity Officers. In charge of those officers and, I might add, most diligent one of all isss Security-Chief. I am sure that box will remain sssafe until Starfleet sendsss ssship or shipsss here to transport it to a facility for ssstudy. I also understand a Temporal Investigation Team isss on way here to begin investigation. I am confident they will find ourrr actionsss during thisss event did not change past.", I record, stopping as I see Jacobs peeking into the office. "Uh Commander . . . There was one other minor change.", Jacobs says. Fearing the worst, I ask, "What?! Did you install Phasersss, Shieldsss, Photon Torpedoesss?!" "NO it was just a . . . a plumbing change.", she answers, "Well I found those old Fusion Drives were designed poorly. The vessel was more like human guided Fusion Bomb than space ship!" "And you did?", I question. "I just rerouted some of the pipes . . . WELL I was NOT about to let my Great great . . . Something something Grandfather sail off in that ship like it was!", she informs. "Yourrr Great Grand what? Does he know?", I ask unbelievingly. "NO, I didn't know for the first day, I even thought he was kind of cute! It was when he started talking about his home and family that I begin to suspect. So I had Doctor Selar do a DNA test and it came back positive.", she explains. "So hisss name is Jacobsss to?", I inquire. "No, Doohan, Scott Fitzgerald Doohan. He was on my mother's side of the family.", she says with pride, "Do you think I will get into trouble?" "WELL . . . Only time will tell!", I joke, unsuccessfully, adding, "Has our team found out any more about Box?" "Still in that hunk of rock, makes it a little difficult to work on but, we have developed a theory on how it got inside the rock and why the Federation Survey didn't find it.", she begins. "Go on.", I urge. "We will never know just when the Box first entered the asteroid belt. It could have been on one of the Kzinti vessels that were fought near here or, it could have been floating around the universe since the time of the Slavers. Whenever it entered the belt, it could have struck an asteroid. The collision could have produced a frequency that activated the Box's mechanism and sent it back in time to when the star system was forming and the rock that would become the asteroid was semi-molten. The box was then incased in the rock and the rock cooled. Then at some other point in time, another collision would again activate the box and it was sent forward in time to maybe just a few hours or less before you found it.", Jacobs states. "An interesting theory, but no way of everrr proving it!", I comment. "Well, there is one way.", Jacobs says. "How?", I ask. "We could put the Box back into the Bastet and travel back and forth through time until we see just what really happened.", she answers. Feigning shock at her suggestion I declare, loudly, "I have had quite ENOUGH time travel THANK YOU!" Jacobs just laughs as she turns and leaves.

Star Trek: Federation Installation Nine, Episode 6 Gold Rush


GOLD RUSH

Ready Room:

Sarine pushed the comm button, "Serena, please report to the Ready Room immediately."  A few minutes later, she arrived. "Serena, as our Security Officer, I will need your help safeguarding our closed-door meeting. I need you to deploy all jamming devices available.  Check computers for bugs, and scan the ship for listening devices.  NOBODY is to have access to what will be discussed in this meeting.  You have five minutes to get this done.  Dismissed.", said Sarine. Five minutes later, Serena was done, but somewhat out of breath.  Sarine then ordered her to stand outside the Ready Room, keeping guard.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a VERY important mission ahead of us, and I feel that we need to go over the details now.  Casz and Kassus have recently discovered that the Klingons have a ship construction facility, Retribution, on the far side of Klingon Space.  Their main objective is the creation of a predator ship, one that is very capable of taking on the Hawk.  We need to destroy the facility, as well as any ships that may have been built or that are currently under construction.  Before we can take out the facility, there are a number of obstacles we must remove.", Sarine stood to better address the Senior Officers, "This is going to be a brief overview of our battle plan.  I will go into more detail with each of you as the mission date approaches.  First, we need to jam listening posts at various locations, starting in the Neutral Zone between Federation and Klingon space, and then moving towards the construction Facility.  Second, upon arrival at the facility, the Shadow Hawk will take out the orbital defense system.  Fighters will then be deployed to engage and destroy Klingon scout ships.  There will probably be at least three or four armored Warships that will need to be engaged and destroyed." She went on, "At this point, we will be able to access the construction facility.  Third, the on-planet shielding must be disabled beyond repair, as this will allow us to deploy within the facility.  I expect there will be some major hand-to-hand combat in this situation.  Be prepared.  Fourth, we will transport our Klingon guest, Captain Kringle, who Kassus re-programmed, to the main computer to download the technical information on the new ship.  After that objective has been accomplished, we will be able to target the power stations, destroying the facility.  This is not going to be an easy mission.  I will be contacting each of you to discuss your individual parts in the mission starting tomorrow.  Please prepare for this mission as best you can, but remember, you may NOT discuss any of this information outside this room to do so will lead to your immediate removal from this ship."  I grinned, "Possibly via the air lock.  Are there any questions?",none replied, "Dismissed.  Casz, I need to speak with you."  Casz stayed behind "yes Sir?"

"Casz, have the fighters begin running tactical simulations immediately and all plausible scenarios.  Study the specs on the Klingon Warbird and Scout ships, so that we will know exactly where we need to strike.  We must be deadly accurate.  The ships are to practice cloaking and de-cloaking, as most of our ships do not have the capability of firing while cloaked.  Also, begin plotting the location of listening devices, and then plot attack vectors in several Sectors, so the Klingons will not be able to determine where our actual strike will take place." Casz nodded in acknowledgment, "Telair, you looked tired.  You should really get some rest.  Don't make me sick Jara on you."  Sarine looked at him and rolled her eyes, "Casz, don't try it!  Shouldn't you be on the Bridge?  I do believe that it is your shift." Casz chuckled, "Yes, I do believe it is my shift on the Bridge, but if you go take a nap."  His comm interrupted him, "Casz!  Leave the Admiral ALONE!  I told you she's FINE," shouted Kassus.  Casz could hear her laughing in the background.  "Kassus, get in here immediately.", ordered Casz.  He heard Kassus' laughter turn to hysterics.  "Yes Sir.",  she answered.  A few minutes later, the door opened, and in walked a teary-eyed Kassus.  Sarine looked at Kassus, exchanging thoughts excellent timing Kassus, I will have to let you know where his turn-off button is.  They both started laughing.  Casz looked at Sarine, then glanced over at Kassus and said, "I'm not quite sure what is happening between the two of you, but, Sarine, as Executive Officer, I am responsible for the well-being of every person on this ship, including you.  Kassus, as for you, MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!”  Kassus retorted, "Admiral, I was going to agree that you should take a nap, but since it is 'none of my business' I must decline comment." Kassus stood a minute, and then started mind talking with Sarine.  'Just go take a nap, everything is under control if you don't do it now, you may not get a chance.  The crew needs you rested for the mission.'  Sarine answered, 'very true, give me ten minutes, and I will retire I have a few things I need to finish.'  Sarine said, "Thank you for everything Kassus.  If Casz is done with you, you may leave.  Casz?" "DISMISSED," he shouted.  At the same time, both Kassus and Sarine said "Casz, calm down before you short-circuit."  Both started laughing, again, as Kassus left the room. Sarine said, "Casz, really, I am fine.  Let me finish going over these reports, and I will take the rest of the evening off Ten minutes at the most." Casz replied "Great!  But remember, I am timing you!"  He then turned and headed back out onto the Bridge.  Before the door closed, she heard Casz say, "I have the Bridge Mr. Richards.  Computer, ten minute timer, please."

Eleven minutes later, Sarine left the Ready Room, walking out onto the Bridge, "Casz, I'm through for the evening.  Please be sure that I am left in peace.  Only contact me if there is a dire emergency." Casz snickered.  "Would I contact you for anything else?  Oh, and by the way, you're late, Admiral." Sarine shook her head. "Kassus, one hour before your next shift, please report to my quarters," ordered Sarine, ignoring Casz.  "Yes, Admiral", replied Kassus, "See you then."

Bridge:

I was sitting on the Bridge, reviewing the Klingon ship designs, when Jara came on the Bridge.  She sat down in the seat beside me and said, "Can I please call a truce?  The spring decor in my sickbay is absolutely horrid.  The walls are bright yellow, with tulips and butterflies scattered all over the place.  In one of the corners, there is a holographic image of what appears to be a pond, and a grassy knoll right under my bio bed.  And then, when I was leaving, I could have sworn that I saw little garden gnomes running around.  I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE.", she sobbed. Casz laughed, clutching his side, "Maybe we should get you a counselor, Doctor. Or, maybe I could just be nice.  I will have to think about that for a moment, though."  The Comm Officer spoke up,  "Captain, we have an incoming message from Earth.  It's President Kirk for the Admiral, Sir."  "On screen.",  Casz ordered. "Good evening, Mr. President, what can I do for you?"  "Where's Sarine?", queried Kirk. "She's in her quarters, Sir.   She should be sleeping.", I responded.  Kirk a bit miffed replied, "Will you please wake her?" I jabbed Jara in the side, "I'm sorry Sir, but I have strict medical orders that she is NOT to be disturbed for the next eight hours."  Kirk looked at Jara, "Is this true, Doctor?" Jara replied, "Oh, umm, yes, of course.  She needed some rest, so I have restricted her to her quarters for the next eight hours.  I'm sorry Mr. President, but uhhh, she really shouldn't be disturbed."  Jara glared at Casz, as if to say you owe me.  Kirk huffed, "Very well, please have her contact me when she gets up."  Jara smiled, "Of course, Mr. President, Shadow Hawk out." Then she turned to Casz, "Well"  Casz sighed, "Computer, release EMH lockout, voice authorization, Casz Omega 3, and return control to the Chief Medical Officer Jara Penard."  Jara smiled with delight.  The computer responded, "Transfer complete."  Jara jumped out of her chair and shouted, "COMPUTER, DEACTIVATE EMH IMMEDIATELY!"  The computer beeped, and went silent.  Kassus smiled. Mind talking, she said to Jara ‘I just got done talking to Sarine, she's on her way down.  It appears as though she was monitoring that conversation.  She doesn't seem very happy.’ Jara laughed, evilly.

Suddenly, Sarine entered the Bridge, in a loose fitting caftan, barefooted and said, "Casz, is there something you want to tell me?"  Puzzled, but obviously hiding something, he replied, "Uhhh errr yeah, your husband just uhhh called.  He told me to tell you goodnight."  Casz stood, and tried to leave the Bridge.  "Casz, you're NOT going anywhere.", said Sarine.  Jara and Kassus laughed at nearly the same time.  "Casz, I've been monitoring the comm, are you sure there wasn't more you wanted to tell me?", queried Sarine.  "Yes, Jara has confined you to your quarters for the next eight hours.  You were listening, you should know that.", answered Casz, with an evil grin on his face.  "Casz, open up a comm line to the President.", ordered Sarine, "Jim, I hear you called. I do believe Casz has something he would like to tell you.  Casz, tell HIM or I will."  Casz spoke up, "Ok, Sarine wasn't confined to her quarters.”  Jara spoke up, but she wasn't sure what was going on, “Sarine just needed some rest.  I didn't think she should be."  "CASZ.", roared the President, "Casz, I can't believe you did that!  You're FIRED!"  Casz, looking a bit apprehensive as he knew he had been caught, "Mr. President, let me explain.  Your wife has just finished nearly 17 hours straight on duty for the third day in a row.  I felt that it was best that she have some undisturbed sleep, and I am sure that the Chief Medical Officer would concur." Kirk looked at Jara, as she was shaking her head no, "Yes, Casz, I see that she concurs Let me understand this Yes means yes and no means yes, too?"  "That is correct, Sir.", replied Casz, "I was simply looking out for the best interests for my ship and crew."  "Casz, Sarine is a strong woman.  We all know she can take care of herself.", Lim said.  Sarine interrupted, "Jim when I left the Bridge, I did give orders that I was not to be disturbed unless it was a dire emergency.  Casz took me literally.  Casz, in the future that order is amended to 'with the exception of the President.'"  "Very well Now, I have something to tell her, and the rest of you, since it involves your entire crew.  Admiral, I have something for you, that I believe will help you in your next mission.  For the past nine months, I have had a Romulan Engineering team re-building a D'deridex class warship, to enable the Shadow Hawk to dock with it.  My thinking was that since the Shadow Hawk has been the Federation's main response to security threats, we should upgrade the ship.  I know how much you and your crew love the Shadow Hawk, and that is why I am letting you keep it with the upgrade.  When the two ships are docked, you will be operating as one ship.  This new ship will be your Flag Ship.  You will be keeping all of your current crew, and will be gaining a new crew consisting of the best Romulan and Federation personnel available.  They have been working together for the past 9 months.  Since the D'deridex is a Romulan ship, the majority of your crew will be Romulan as well, but something tells me that won't be a problem.  I have a ship waiting for you at FI9 that contains a secondary senior crew, which may be used when the two ships are not docked.  Casz, you have a difficult time ahead of you.  You will have to prove yourself to the new Romulan crew, but they are willing and eager to serve.  I have given each of them a dossier containing combat and service history on your Senior Officers.  Sarine, they are prepared for this.  Now, before we continue, are there any questions?", Jim says.  "When.", Sarine began.  "Sarine, we will discuss this all later.", replied the President, "If there are no more questions . . .  " He paused, and then continued, "Alright, if you will look to your Starboard side, the ship is about to de-cloak.”  As the view screen brought up the Starboard side of the Hawk, the magnificent ship appeared. “The re-naming of the two ships has been difficult, but I believe that I have that worked out.  When the ships are docked, the two will be known as the Shadow Hawk.  When they separate, the Defiant Class Vessel will retain the name of the Shadow Hawk, the D'deridex will be called the Consort 1.  Furthermore, Admiral, whenever you are on any ship in the fleet, no matter what the name of that ship is, it will be changed to Romulan Star-1.  When you depart that ship, it will be known as its original name.  I have arranged for your immediate docking.  Kassus, you will be transported to the ship to facilitate the docking." Kassus disappeared.  "Alright, lets get this under way.  Sarine, you may return to your quarters.  Please get some rest.", Jim explains.  I shot him a 'don't you dare' glance.  "We have a lot of work ahead of us.", Sarine turned to Casz, "I am leaving this up to you.  Good luck, I will see you in the morning.  Oh, and please don't break the ship.”  She winked at him, and headed back to her quarters.  "And one more thing.", Sarine stated before she left the Bridge, "Please have mobile emitters installed on the EMH programs immediately."

Bridge, Casz::

Sarine left the Bridge.  I couldn't help but chuckle as the doors closed behind her.  We have always had a good time when we are together, but now it was time for me to turn to my duties at hand Namely, how to dock the two ships without destroying both.  I sat down in the Center Seat and ordered us to de-cloak. Nev'Ek walked onto the Bridge.  I turned and smiled to him.  "Captain.", he said, "it looks as though we have a new toy to play with!"  I nodded my head, "That's right.  She's a pretty ship, but now we have the grueling task getting the two ships to mate.  Hopefully the Romulan Engineers took into account all the little nooks and crannies of the Shadow Hawk.  I know you're not on duty for another 5 hours, but I would really appreciate it, if you could lend a hand."  Nev'Ek walked over to his station and touched the Ensign on the shoulder.  She relinquished the station to him, "That's why I came up Sir."  "Very well, shall we get started?  Send a message to our three escorts Tell them to proceed on course to FI9 and we will catch up with them shortly.  Next, open a channel to the new ship.", I order.  Richards went straight to work sending communications and opening the Channel.  Before I knew it, a new Romulan face appeared on the screen, "This is Commander t'Tal, in command of the Prototype ship Consort 1.  To whom am I speaking?"  "Commander t'Tal I am Captain Casz Ethos, First Officer of the Shadow Hawk.", Casz greeted the Commander warmly, "Admiral t'Sarine is indisposed at the moment.  Has Senior Centurion Kassus arrived yet?"  "I'm here Captain.", Kassus spoke up. "The Romulan Engineers are eager to see if everything will work as planned."  "So am I Kassus.", I turned to Nev'Ek, "I want a full sensor sweep, the computer should know every little hiding spot or obstacle in our way."  I returned my attention to the View Screen, "Commander, please bring the ship bow to stern, and hold position at a distance of 100 meters.  Bridge to Engineering, Kohl report to the Bridge.  Helm, thrusters at station keeping."  The crew quickly went about their tasks, while Kohl reported to the Bridge, "Captain, you sent for me?"  "Yes, as you can see we have a new toy.", Casz pointed to the exterior monitor.  "I see that very pretty ship.  I have missed the Romulan Green compared to your boring Federation Grey!", Kohl walked over the Auxiliary Engineering Station on the Bridge and touched a few buttons, "Color schemes aside, I'm guessing your about to ask if I see any problems with these two ships mating?"  I nodded my head, Kohl was a sharp individual, "If you see anything wrong, tell me now."  "It looks like they have outfitted her with the same connections and ports we use when we are docked at repair facilities; Power, Communications, Environmental Controls, Computer Interfaces, Turbolifts, and docking clamps all appear compatible.  There may be a few minor settling issues, but we won't know about those until the docking maneuver is complete.  If you're looking for my blessing, you've got it.",there was a slight tone of eagerness in Kohl's voice.  I nodded, "Very well, Commander t'Tal standby for docking procedure.  Helm, plot a docking course, ahead dead slow.  Look sharp, everyone.  Nev'Ek, Khol, if you see any problems arise, order the helm to abort.”  The two officers nodded in agreement, everyone set about their tasks.  Ensign MacLoude called out the time, "Docking in 45 Seconds, 30 Seconds 20 Seconds, 10 Seconds.  Killing the engines.  Tractor beams locked on, 7 seconds, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1."  There was a heavy ringing sound, as the two giant metal pieces came together.  Nev'Ek smiled in triumph, "Docking maneuver complete, docking clamps secure.  All connections, wait, oh just a few small settling in adjustments, all connections secure.  We can move between the ships.  The Shadow Hawk computer is accepting the programming from the new ship, All Systems, Secure."  "Well done everyone.  Commander t'Tal, complements to you and your team.  I'll be up shortly.", I say,  closing the communications channel, "Mr. Richards, Assign a skeleton crew to the Hawk Bridge, Mr. Kohl, Mr. Nev'Ek, You're with me."

The two officers stood and followed me into the turbo lift, "Bridge I called out." The lift hurried away and before we knew it, we were walking on to a bridge three times the size of the Shadow Hawk Bridge.  Commander t'Tal rose from the command chair, "Captain, welcome aboard. It is with great hesitation and reluctance; I turn command of the new Shadow Hawk over to you.  I have completed my assignment, delivery of the new ship, and await instructions or transfer, Sir."  "Transfer? Not so fast Commander, this is a new ship; we are going to need your help, especially in familiarizing ourselves with it.  For the moment you will remain aboard this ship as liaison and technical advisor to the new crew.  Once we get to FI9, I will review the duty rosters; there is probably a ship needing a good Commander.  But until then, you have a home right here.", I clasped my hands together, "Well, we need to get to FI9, but first, I want a full systems check.  Nev'Ek, Kohl, Kassus, See to it.  We'll get underway as soon as you are all satisfied of her space-worthiness."  I looked around the bridge, much bigger, the layout was similar to that of the Federation Sovereign Class Bridge.  It would take some getting used to.  I sat down in the Center seat and rested my arms on it.  I frowned, Kassus walked up to me, "Is there a problem Captain?"  "Oh," I replied, "I don't suppose so, I just think I will miss the old Chair and Bridge, It was much smaller, but it gave us a true sense of closeness and family, I'm sure it will just take some getting used to."  Kassus grinned, "Maybe we should get you a ships counselor, or send you to the same one the doctor is going to!"  "Thanks Kassus, Dismissed . . .  ", I said. I suppose I had that one coming.  The three went straight to work, and within an hour, they reported that the ship was ready to depart.  "Helm, resume course to FI9, Warp 9, Engage.", I ordered, the ship jumped in to warp. "Well, Nev'Ek I thank you for your help.  You don't have to stay if you don't want to, Mr. Kassus, you have the Conn.  Commander t'Tal, Would you care to give me a tour?"  Commander t'Tal nodded, "Of course, Shall we start in Engineering?"  I nodded in excitement, as we left the Bridge.  What a ship!

Sarine's Quarters, 0700 Hours:

My door chime chirped. "Come.", I replied.  In walked Kassus and Jara, who had Chris in tow, “Please be seated.”  They all sat.  Chris was looking around, "What interesting decor Admiral! I can't say I would have ever pictured you liking these colors.  They're -Romulan. It's truly lovely though.  If I might make a few suggestions."  "Thank you Chris.  I assume that was a compliment.  As for the suggestions, let's leave that for another time.  Right now I have a specific mission in mind for you.", I explained. Jara and Kassus were having hysterics and adding their own special touches to the initial plan.  Chris raised an eyebrow but appeared to be warming to the project, "Well, if you're absolutely sure."  "Absolutely!", the three of us said simultaneously, "Absolutely!"

Admiral's Log:

I've just completed a walking ship's tour with t'Tal.  What an impressive vessel!  Improvements have been made to the weapons systems, upgrading them to state-of-the-art Federation and Romulan technology.  It's a little awe-inspiring, going from 10 to 83 decks, and having a crew of over 1,700 as compared to the 250 crew members on the Shadow Hawk.  The medical facilities are not quite up to Federation standards; definitely a job for Jara to tackle and Chris can help. Deck 37 has been assigned in its entirety for Sick Bay, medical labs and medical research.  We will have at least ten Romulan Physicians and forty Romulan assistants aboard in addition to the present Shadow Hawk Medical crew.  We will need them.  Jara will be in charge of coordinating the joint effort.  The Romulan crew will have to do some adjusting to our EMH program, perhaps Casz can create a Romulan EMH.  Decks 80 through 83 have been converted to hanger bays, we have four Wings of the newest Romulan fighters on board.  Our warp bubble has been installed; allowing the fighters to be launched while the ship is traveling at warp speed.  We have two launching bays on each level aft, and two docking bays on each level fore.  Our new fighters are equipped with the latest weapons technology including fore and aft disruptor banks and a new rapid-fire micro-torpedo launching system.  WE will be upgrading our existing fighters to this new technology.  Quarters have been allotted for all my senior officers, allowing them to retain living space on both ships.  Food replicators have been programmed for all species dietary requirements.  My personal office is well equipped, located just off the main bridge.  There is another office on the opposite side of the bridge, for my First Officer.  Both offices have space enough to serve as a Ready Room and may be used for meetings with my Senior Officers.  The main Mess and Recreation Deck are on deck 47.  It is large enough to accommodate the entire crew, and has a full galley and bar.  There are several smaller rooms, on either side of the main mess, which are available for personal recreation purposes.  The ship also has a smaller Officers Mess, two decks below the Bridge.  T'Tal and I were just leaving Engineering, when a cheerful voice beeped my communicator,  "Bridge to Sarine, XO here.  We're coming into hailing range of FI-9, would you like to handle the initial contact with Commander D'Sefet, or would you like me to take care of it?"  "Take us out of warp, de-cloak the ship, and hail the Commander.  I know that D'Sefet has been busy with an influx of miners and trying to bring businesses onto FI-9, but I am hoping that he will have the opportunity to meet with us.  I will be on the Bridge shortly.  Sarine out.", Sarine touched her communicator to close the comm channel and motioned for t'Tal to accompany her to the Bridge.

FI-9, D'Sefet:

WHAT a difference a few weeks make!  It appears I was somewhat mistaken about there not being a 'gold rush'.  Although there has NOT been an uncontrolled influx of miners, there HAS been an influx of those wishing to 'mine the miners', so to speak.  Security-Chief and I have been kept busy making sure the creatures that NOW want to open a business on FI-9's bazaar are honorable.  NOT an easy task considering we have proposals from Ferengi and Orions.  One application I was pleased to grant but one Sarah was not too happy with concerned a franchised drinking and gaming establishment called "The Long Branch Saloon".  It takes its theme from a Earth type, 1800's frontier town saloon that was found in a place called Dodge City.  Like it's ancient proto-type, a female called "Miss Kitty", a lovely creature, a native of my home planet Cait, manages it.  The bony bartender, called "Chester", comes from the planet Edos. He has a pronounced limp in one of his legs.  I suspect the limp is fake because I have seen it at different times in each one of his three legs.  His three arms make him an extremely fast mixologist though.  As I said the bar is a franchise something like Planet Hollywood or Klingon Disney although not as tacky.  The executive that arranged for the bar told me that in other locations it was customary for the local officials to join in the theme of the place.  I told him if he could talk Security-Chief into wearing a 37.85 liter. . .  No, that is not correct, ten-gallon hat to have at it.  I have not heard anything about it since.  Of course we have a Starbucks, but I cannot think of a place in the Federation where the natives have mouths that does not.  Come to think of it, there are a few locations where the natives do not have mouths.  I have even learned there will be some Kzinti joining in the mine operations.  While this came as a surprise to me, it made perfect sense to a humanoid miner who thought he was beyond my hearing range when he commented upon finding out he would be working with a Kzinti, "WHY NOT! Damn cats are ALWAYS scratching in the dirt anyway!"  I did not bother to enlighten him to the fact that we do not, but I imagine a Kzintosh will if he makes the same comment around them.  To accommodate the various religious beliefs of the miners, I have requests from many clergy for worship space.  I am bound by Federation law to do what I can to fill such requests, even the one for Kzinti Kdaptist disciples.  I am assured they will only use replicated human skin masks in their prayers though.  In addition we have been busy with Romulans.  The hospital and quarters for off duty crew are setup and filling.  The material and personal needed for the repair base have been sent along to the planet we surveyed with Huhuff-Riit and the area is now called Nemesis Station.

Captain's Log:

"Helm, take us out of warp.  Kassus, de-cloak the ship.  Nev'Ek, open a channel and signal our approach.  And for God's sake, will someone please turn up the lights."  Just as smoothly as the ship entered warp, she dropped back into normal space.  The stars seemed to slow to a standstill.  Off in the distance, you could see the 'cat's paw' of FI-9.  The crew obviously had no idea what was about to knock on their door.  As the ship de-cloaked, revealing her awesome power, our sensors detected all the alarms on FI-9 going off.

FI-9, D'Sefet:

Suddenly my ears are assaulted by what seems like the sound of a thousand pots and pans being rattled at once.  NOW WHAT?!  Oh yes, Kzinti klaxons!  I will have to see if Jacobs can replace them with Federation issue.  A second later, my panicked Duty Officer called and said that an extremely large, unidentified vessel just appeared on our sensors, headed directly for the station.  "Inforrrm all perrrsonel of threat and take ssstation to defensive posturrre 2," I ordered. Adding, "Contact Bassstet and inforrrm them of sssituation."  He responds, "Commander, the Bastet is on patrol along the border, and it will be hours before she can arrive!"  "I am aware of that Lieutenant," I answer.  "Commander, we are being hailed by the approaching vessel, "the duty officer says.  "Very well, on ssscreen and ssshut off noise," I order just as Security Chief rushes out of the turbolift.

Bridge:

Casz turned as he heard the sound of the turbolift doors opening, "Admiral on the Bridge!  The station is on a defensive posture.  Commander D'Sefet is standing by for you."  Sarine nodded in acknowledgment, and said, "The Admiral has the conn."  She moved over and sat in the Command Chair.  She wiggled for a minute.  Casz leaned over and asked, "Admiral is there something wrong with your chair?"  Sarine hesitated for a moment and frowned, sighed, and said, "I miss my old chair."  Then she huffed and ordered Commander D'Sefet on screen.  "Sarine to Commander D'Sefet,", she said.

FI-9, D'Sefet:

Surprised and a bit relieved at seeing my former Commanding Officer's image appear on the view screen I answer, " Grrreetings Admiral t'Sssarine.  This is an unexpected pleasure.  Welcome to FffI-9." Continuing I order, "Sssecurity-Chief cancel defensive posturrre and inform Bassstet of our visitorrrs.  Lieutenant clear vesssel for ssstandard orbit and transssmit coordinates to the Ssshadow Hawk."  As Lieutenant does as he is ordered, Security-Chief growls, "Kzinti always eat uninvited guests."

Bridge:

Casz touched a few controls, allowing the computer to accept the coordinates, and said, "Helmsman, come to course 102 mark 3 one-quarter impulse power, and assume an elliptical orbit around the station."  "Commander D'Sefet, it is a pleasure to see you again.  Tell your Security Officer that I don't think he will find us to his taste.  Request permission to come aboard.", said Sarine.

FI-9, D'Sefet:

A bit perplexed, I answer," Perrrmission granted.  We await your arrival."

Bridge:

"Casz, Kassus, Tal, Serena, and Jara, report to Transporter Room 1 immediately.  Nev'Ek, you have the conn.", ordered Sarine.

FI-9:

As we materialize in the Control Center, D'Sefet, Security-Chief, Jacobs, and Selar are there.  "Grrreetings again, and to what do we owe pleasurrre of yourrr visit" queries D'Sefet.  "A great deal has transpired since the original plans for Nemesis Station were laid out.  My understanding is that Starfleet has not kept you updated on the details due to security precautions.  We need to have a private meeting with you and your Senior Staff.  Is there a conference room available?", Sarine informs.  "Yesss, of courrrse, my office?" D'Sefet answers motioning to a pair of transparent doors leading to a elevated room off the control room.  We proceed to the office and are seated.  Automatically, Security-Chief and Serena took up guard positions near the door.  It was an unforgettable scene, the 9-foot Kzinti male and the 6-foot Romulan female, standing side by side.  Suddenly, we heard a low whiny growl, and Serena looked over and rolled her eyes.  Sarine noticed this, and sent a mental message to Kassus saying 'warn him'.  A few seconds later, we all noticed the Security-Chief start to twitch, scratching at the side of his head.  Kassus then sent him a message urging him to show respect.  This is an important meeting.  He looked at her and nodded.  Noticing Security-Chief acting strange, but not knowing why, D'Sefet stated, "We are civilized catsss here!"  Although he accepts Sef's admonishment, Security-Chief's tail swish shows his displeasure.  Sarine explains, "Sef, there have been some major changes in the location of Nemesis Repair Facility.  After scouting out the Ice Planet, Starfleet decided that we would locate on an asteroid in this system.  The Facility is nearly complete, consisting of four orbiting repair station.  Command Central, and Administration.  The supply warehouses are located on the asteroid, as well as several other facilities."  D'Sefet can see by the looks of on his staff's faces that all are amazed by such a revelation.  Considering the particulars, he interrupt, "Will that not complicate sssecurity concerns?"  "The entire facility, including the repair station is cloaked.  As a Starfleet Officer, if you were to require additional repair facilities, you will have access to our facilities.", Sarina informs, continuing, "There have been a few other changes as well.  Casz has been promoted to Captain and will be charged with Fleet Operations in the event anything should happen to me.  I assume you have noticed the new ship.  We have a new Weapons and Intelligence Officer, Senior Centurion t'Kassus.  We now have a crew of over 1,700.  The D'deridex ship has been extensively modified to allow the Shadow Hawk to dock with complete and total systems interface.  When both ships are united, they will go under the name of Shadow Hawk, when separated, the D'deridex will be Consort 1 and the Defiant Class will be the Shadow Hawk.  Additionally, I have been assigned a special code name for whichever ship I occupy.  That ship will be referred to as Romulan Star 1.  Approximately one week ago, the Klingon Empire withdrew from the Federation and declared war.  Intelligence reports have indicated that the Klingons have joined forces with the Tal Shiar and were involved in the coup that overthrew the Imperial Praetor.  Seventy percent of the Romulan Senate was assassinated, and Romulus is in the throws of civil war.  As Fleet Admiral and on behalf of the remaining Senate, I have petitioned the Federation to allow Romulan membership.  The membership is under consideration and has overwhelming support.  This, a direct attempt on President Kirk's life linked to the Klingons, and the intelligence involving the Klingons in the Tal Shiar coup led to the Klingon withdrawal from the Federation.  It is a very complicated situation.  A very nasty war is imminent.  With your permission, we would like to establish a secondary Command Base on FI-9.  Be aware that your proximity to both the Klingon and Romulan Empire may put you and the new mining facility in great danger.  Both the Federation and Romulans will be running constant patrols in your vicinity, immediately informing you of any problem.  You will be well protected.  Perhaps the Kzinti's would like to co-ordinate patrols with us.  That is strictly up to you, but I can assure you that every effort will be made to cooperate with our Kzinti friends, and every respect will be shown to them.  We will however, expect to be treated in kind. In addition, as you know, many of our Officers are female.  I know this is a problem with the Kzinti. We must have an understanding from the start, that intolerance of any kind towards our female officers, 'will NOT be tolerated.' "  "All thisss comes as bit of shock.  It goes without sssaying we will cooperate in any way posssible.  As for Kzinnti, I know that they have fought a few wars with Klingonsss, but they prefer to stay out of other'sss conflicts, as long as rights of their citizens are rrrespected.  However, considering their teritory'sss location, I would think their fiercely defended neutrality would be better for us than an alliance with the Klingonsss.  As forrr Kzzinti having problem with femalesss, Sssecurity-Chief, enlighten Admiral as to your view.", D'Sefet requests.  "The Kzinti give respect where respect is due, regardless of gender.  Even a female, half Grass Eater that has not ch'rowled her way to the top would be shown respect during the hunt.", Security-Chief informs finishing with a smile that shows his razor sharp teeth.  Thinking he has done his research on t'Sarine's career.  D'Sefet suggest, "If your schedule permitsss, I would be proud to conduct you on tourrr of my new command, and if time perrrmits, we could arrange small gathering of sorts at say 18:30 hours.", not mentioning that the non-Kzinti guest at a hunt is the main course of the feast that follows.  Sarine cleared here throat, "That would be fine we would enjoy a tour of the station and enjoy interacting with your Senior Crew." Casz pointed his finger in the air and said, "Ummm Admiral."  "Stow it Casz", Sarine replied curtly.  Casz sneezed, causing his growing bald spot to light up light a neon sign, revealing a previously unseen tattoo saying 'Eat at Quarks!'  As the group tries not to stare, D'Sefet assumes he lost a Dabbo game at some time and wonders if the Long Branch will try and bid for the space.  " I was just going to suggest contacting the ship and having a case or two of Romulan Ale beamed over for the Party.  I'm sure the Kzinti staff would enjoy broadening their horizons.", Casz grinned evilly.  "Excellent thinking Captain.  See to it.", Sarine ordered. Casz touched his comm badge, "Casz to Shadow Hawk.  We are going to need some light refreshments beamed over by 18:15 hours."  Lieutenant Richards responded, "Yes Captain.  What did you have in mind? Romulan Ale?" Casz smiled, "Yes, that would be perfect.  Make sure it's aged!  Have it beamed to D'Sefet's office." As the group files out of his office D'Sefet turns to Jacobs and asks, "Will you pleassse handle the arrrangementsss for evening?" Jacobs nodded and said, "Yes Commander!"

D'Sefet walks out into the Main Control room and begins showing the station, "Thisss area is nerve centerrr of station.  All systems can be controlled and monitorrred from here.  Although mmmain component of FffI-9 looksss like giant heel part of paw from outside, inside it more rrresembles, what it called? Oh yes.  Beagle.  No, Bagel!  That it!  Majority of facilities line outerrr wall of ssstation and control room is suspended in middle of it all. If you step to ssside of control room, you can look down on Bazaar, station'sss comon area." After a few minutes for the group to take in the dizzying sight D'Sefet led the way to the turbolift.  As all boarded, Sarine couldn't help but notice it was just a bit cramped with all of her officers plus Sef and his Security Chief.  As turbolift carried us to the Bazaar level, D'Sefet continues, "Deck space we are passsing through hasss been reserved forrr additional office ssspace as well as quarters for Sssenior Officers and visiting VIP.  The turbolift abruptly halts at the Bazaar level.  Everyone piles out onto the deck and surrounds D'Sefet.  As everyone turns toward the center of the public area, you couldn't help but admire the twenty-foot tall statue of the two Kzintosh locked in paw-to paw combat.  Casz sneezed again.  The tattoo lit up and was projected in twenty-foot high letters on the opposite wall.  " Could I have Ssselar or Jacobsss get you something for that," D'Sefet inquires.  "Nose plugsss or posssibly a hat?"  As the group makes its way around the open space, D'Sefet informs," We are now passing Long Brrranch Sssaloon."  You could here the sounds clinking of bottles, and the twang of the strings of a piano of that era drifting out of the swinging half doors that are the expected norm of such a place.  Moving on, the group passes the entrances to a Full Holodeck and two smaller Holosuites.  There were several areas marked with signs stating 'Businesses opening in the near future'.  As the tour ends, Sarine spoke up " Wonderful Sef.  It looks like you are doing a superb job.  Now before the reception we would like to have a look at the facilities you have assigned to the Romulans."  "Of course, Ssselar will you conduct Admiral and her staff to toes 1 and 2.  I will see to completion of rrreception arrangementsss."  "Of course, Commander," Selar answers in her cool Vulcan way.  Turning to the group she says, "If you will follow me."  As the group disappears down the first corridor on the left that leads to the Romulan quarters, D'Sefet hurries away.

"But am I ready to be with you at a public function," Sarrah questions, as I ask if she will attend tonight's reception, "From what I can determine the appearance and action of one's consort is very important to the career of a Starfleet officer! That is MUCH different than for a Kzinti officer.  What will I wear?  I wish Jacobs was here!"  She sounds like a typical female, Jacobs has been teaching her well.  Unfortunately, I am of little help.  What male is in such matters, but I try telling her, " It just informal gathering.  I want Sssarine to meet you."  By appealing to her sense of feline independence, I was able to convince her that whatever she did would be great, and in a surprisingly short time, she was ready to go.  I hope I am not making a mistake for Sarrah's sake, I think, as we leave.  "Commander, what the.",Jacobs begins as I enter what was the station's main eating room, now being used as a large multi-purpose banquet room and Sarrah steps in three paces behind me. I notice that she has enlisted a few of the station's junior crew as waiters. Good career moves on their part to be able to rub heads. . . No elbows with such high ranking people or as the Kzinti say, "Let the great ones smell your rear and no telling how far you will go". Rushing over, Jacobs grabs me and whispers, "Are you crazy?  Why did you bring Sarrah?" Quietly I reply, "I wanted her here.  You sssaid she wasss progressing in her social skills, and she looks fantastic!" She DOES!  Like the male Kzinti, being covered with thick fur, means not having to wear garments, and in the harems, the females do not, but for some reason, she chose to tie a wide brightly colored silk sash around her waist and let the ends hang down between her legs.  Not sure if a sense of human-like modesty was the reason for this, but if it was, it had the opposite effect on me.  She could NOT have looked more seductive.  It is easy to see why even today, Kzinti males will fight to the death to possess such creatures.  With a shrug of her shoulders as a sign of surrender, and a sign she will hold me responsible if Sarrah is upset, Jacobs goes back to work.  I see that in addition to the Romulan Ale from the Shadow Hawk, she has gathered a collection of other favorite libations, Security-Chief's favorite mixers, bourbon and cod liver oil, as well as mine, Squeak Ale.  Shortly Selar appears with the group from the Shadow Hawk and after Security-Chief and 4 of 5 arrives, the evening begins.  The only one of my staff missing is Gerve.  I hope he is not too disappointed.

The time was spent sharing stories and laughter as the two crews socialized.  There was almost one problem though.  As the evening continued, Sarrah ran up to Sef and, in a panic, said, "My Lord! Stop them!  They are fighting!"  Sef looked to see that a few of the people are taking advantage of the music.  "Calm Sssarrah, they are not fighting, they are dancing!", he explains.  "Dancing My Lord?", Sarrah questions.  Not understanding the subject to well himself, felinoids do not dance, unless you call what our primitive ancestors did as they were stalking food a dance, he says, "Ask Jacobsss about it laterrr."  As the close of the evening came, Sarine thanked Sef for the tour and hospitality he had shown, then contacted the Transporter Room and had the group beamed back to the ship.

Station Log:

While the visit from t'Sarine apparently went smoothly, there was one incident that I feel should be noted.  Remembering how strangely Security-Chief acted at the briefing, I understood the reason for his growl, I asked what had happened. "One of the green ones invaded my mind!", was his disturbing answer.  I privately questioned t'Sarine about the ethicalness of this as well as the fact that in Chain of Command protocol, it was my responsibility to discipline Security-Chief and her reply was "We ARE Romulans!".  To which I replied, "But this is Federation territory and he is citizen of neutral government."  I then brought up the incident on the U.S.S. Enterprise where a telepathic historian from Ullian was charged with telepathic memory invasion against Counselor Troi.  The telepath was returned to his home world for punishment.  From this and other incidents, it WAS my understanding that the uninvited entry into a person's mind was frowned upon by the Federation or is the Federation now employing the questionable ethics of the Romulan Empire?  How long before Federation Captains will be required to kill themselves and their crew if they fail in a mission?  I am also disturbed by not being kept informed as to what was happening with the Repair Base.  I am responsible for what could turn out to be one of the richest Dilithium sources in the Federation as well as the people that will dig those riches from the dirt!  To better carry out that responsibility, I have requested . . .  No DEMANDED the immediate shipment of enough equipment to arm each of FI-9's Toes with both Pulse Phaser Banks as well as a Quantum Torpedo Launcher.  I also want a Type X Phaser Array for the upper surface of the station's Heel section.  I am determined to see that this 'Paw' has a 'kick'! I will however see that the equipment is installed as unobtrusively as possible.  As it is said, "It is safer to look like a kitten than a Tiger!".

Transporter Room:

As we materialized in the Transporter Room, I turned to Casz, "Casz, Nev'Ek has duty this shift.  Leave any paperwork for tomorrow and enjoy some down time. "  "Yes Sir.", he replied and took the nearest turbolift to his quarters.  The three of us waited for the next turbolift, giving Casz time to get to his quarters, and followed him being careful not to allow him to see us.  We peeked around the corner, and watched as Casz entered his quarters saying, "Computer, lights."  Within seconds this was followed by the most horrendous scream ever to be heard in the present history and probably the future history of the Shadow Hawk. "Aaaaaarrrrrrggggggggggghhhh!" He came running out of his quarters with his hands over his eyes as if he had been blinded.  The three of us stood in the corridor holding our sides, laughing. "Something wrong Casz?", inquired Jara.  All Casz could do was point a finger to his quarters.  We all entered.  Chris had outdone herself.  There was plaid wallpaper in every color combination imaginable.  Plaid doilies were on the tables and computer desk and all available surfaces.  All the picture frames had been redone in plaid.  The bedspread and pillow sham were done in leopard skin print with matching bureau scarf and lampshade with fringe.  The sofa was covered in a zebra print and the chairs in spotted cowhide.  The rug was unbelievable.  It looked as if every color in the universe had been used in a modern paisley print.  Broadway play posters were scattered around the plaid wallpaper on every open spot.  There were posters from Cabaret, Cats, Les Misrables, A Chorus Line, Camelot, Music Man, and The Wiz to name a few.  The crowning touch was a giant statue of Michael Jackson in the center of the front room in his classic pose, holding his crotch.  I think it was Jara who mentioned Casz's interest in rock stars of the 20th century.  To put it mildly, it was frightening.  I looked at Jara and said to Casz, "I think that makes us all even, don't you, ladies?"  They nodded their agreement, but I could hear Casz say under his breath, "I don't think so!"  Well, it appears that the war has just started.  I winked at Casz saying, "Don't worry Casz, Chris has promised to return your quarters to normal sometime within the next week." Casz took a second look coming to attention, trying not to show a sign of weakness and said, "I don't know, I kind of like it." We all smiled evilly and said, "Sleep well!"

Captains Log::

I've just returned from FI-9 to find my quarters redecorated in what appears to be a French artist who threw up all over the place.  "Computer.", I said, "Request security access authorization Casz Omega 2.  Access Sarine's uniform layouts for the next duty cycle.  In each pair of pants add a drop-bottomed seat.  Further more, access the EMH Command Protocols and reprogram the EMH to activate whenever CMO Penard enters the Sick Bay.  Disable voice activation and program to deactivate when she leaves."  The computer chirped and acknowledged the orders.  I mumbled to myself 'OK ladies, if you want a war, you've got a war.'

Bridge, the next morning 0800 hours, Admiral Sarine:

I came up to the Bridge this morning, to find my "darling" XO there already.  "Good morning Admiral.", he said, "And how is everything this morning?"  "Superb.", I replied, "Today is going to be a great day.  Why are you on duty so early?  Don't you have second shift today?  Didn't you sleep well?" Casz smiled, "With the upcoming events, I though I would pull an extra shift.  You look lovely in your uniform today, did you change something?" Sarine turned around and raised the back of her tunic, ever so slightly, to reveal a drop-seat on the back of her pants, “Most convenient, I wish I would have thought of it earlier."  "Well Admiral, if you like, I could make this a mandatory uniform change for the entire crew.", Casz says.  "Yes, please do.  It will be a refreshing change.  And by the way, transporter room, please transport the captain's boots and replace them with his 'new' style.", I order.  The transporter twinkled and Casz's boots disappeared, to be replaced by fuzzy pink bunny slippers.  Casz's eyes spread wide open as he said, "I've always wanted a pair Admiral.  It's just like Christmas.  Can I see you in the ready room?"  I laughed as we both headed to the Ready Room, "Yes Casz, what can I do for you?"  "Ok Telair, lets you and I call a truce, but you are gonna LOVE what I have done to Jara.", he says.  Sarine smiled,  "OK Casz, it's a truce.  Now what have you done to Jara?"  "Well, Telair, first I have reprogrammed the activation sequence.  The EMH programs will only activate when Jara or anyone else enters the medical facility, and won't turn off until she goes off duty, even if she asks it turn off.", he reveals  I laughed and said, "Jara will have a fit! I absolutely love it!  Well, now that we have that taken care of, I think we should play a little prank or two." The comm system whistled, "JARA TO SARINE! THESE DAMN THINGS WONT TURN OFF!" "Sorry Jara, it must be a glitch in the system.  We'll have Engineering take a look.  Lets see, I believe they have an appointment available two weeks after ten days from next Thursday.  With the up coming battle and the new modifications to the ship, it could take a while.", I answer.  "CHRIS!", Jara yelled, "Turn off that damn Jazz music and get those musicians out of here!  This is not the French Quarter of New Orleans!"  In the background you could here Bones yelling at Chris, "Damn it I'm a Doctor not a Saxophone player!" Telair.", Jara pleaded, "Please, You've got to make her stop!" I said, "Did I here a piano in the background?  Oh, we have in coming communication, I'll have Engineering get to you as soon as possible!  Sarine Out." Before the communication was cut, Jara yelled, "NO I DON'T WANNA HEAR MELANCHOLY BABY." The comm went silent.  Casz smiled with pure delight.  Then he ordered the computer to broadcast "Melancholy Baby" through out the entire ship.  We walked on the Bridge to see the entire crew singing along.  I looked at Casz, Casz looked at me, Kassus looked at Casz and myself and smiled.  I called a secondary crew to the Bridge, and the entire crew strolled down to Sickbay, each with a candle in hand, singing.  I order the computer to dim the lights in Sickbay and the Corridor and as the door opened we all began to sing, "Come to me my Melancholy Baby, cuddle up and don't be blue." We all noticed Jara run into her office, If she could have slammed the door, she would have, and it probably would have fallen off the hinges.  Sarine smiled and asked Casz, "What do you think about starting our own Choir, we can practice on Thursday in Sickbay!"  Casz nodded in agreement as we retuned to the Bridge.  "Admiral, we have just received a communication from Nemesis Station, They are ready to receive us, at our connivance.  I guess it's back to work." I nodded, "Casz, I think we really should ease up on Jara a bit.  Why don't you program a new EMH to replace Chris?  It will be a nice surprise for her, don't you think?" I smiled, and Casz smiled, a little to cheerfully.
I just finished writing my 23rd episode of my Star Trek: Federation Installation Nine series.  A few months ago I decided to make a Audio-Book of each episode to post to You Tube.  Originally I planned to release the written version with the video version at the same time BUT . . .  It takes about a week to produce a Audio-Book, from recording the story, editing out the mistakes, finding pictures, and putting if all together.  With 23 episodes that means it would take almost half a year to complete the backlog, NOT to mention that I am writing new episodes too AND I do NOT spend 8 hours a day on the stories!  After all I DO HAVE A LIFE!  SOO, in order to get more of the episodes out, I am going to post the written ones sooner.  I WILL still be making the Audio-Books and posting them as I get them finished.  So ENJOY!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, June 11, 2019

A mystery . . .








After discovering a Time Travel Slaver Box in the asteroid belt of the Star System Federation Installation Nine is located in (Federation Installation Nine/Bastet Log 200807) and because of the value of such boxes and their contents, Star Fleet has asked that the Bastet on routine patrol scan for any non-natural object measuring a meter or less.
On it’s last patrol the U.S.S. Bastet under the command of Lieutenant Commander Gerve encountered such an object near the Kzinti Border, the “X” on the accompanying map marks the approximate location of contact.  Scans indicated there was no explosive, radiological, electronic or biological danger associated with the object so it was beamed aboard the U.S.S. Bastet and brought back to Federation Installation Nine.
The object appears to be a Sentient Being produced decoration or plaque for a wall or door.  It is made out of a material resembling wood and its overall shape is that of a Star Fleet Communicator.  Overlaying the basic design is the Paw Print Insignia of the Red Paw, incised deeply into the surface.  The entire object is covered in some sort of thin, protective, transparent coating.  Inconsistencies in the shape and finish of the object points to it being hand made/one of item as opposed to replicated or machine produced.  The accompanying photo shows Federation Installation Nine’s Chief of Security, Security Chief holding the object in question.
Knowing how sentimental some beings can be toward such objects, we would like to return it to the vessel, crew/survivors or relatives of crew to which the object originally belonged.
Security Chief and my CMO Doctor Selar scanned the artifact for any Biological Markers, ie  finger prints, hair or skin flakes adhering to it but found none.  This was not surprising since exposure to just a few hours of Cosmic Radiation would have most likely destroyed any such surface material.
Security-Chief has been put in charge of the artifact but there is a problem.  As you might know, the Kzinti are superstitious creatures with beliefs in ghosts and evil sprits.  The also believe an object or weapon can be possessed and or cursed by the ghost of its dead owner.  Because of this belief, I would like to get the artifact off the station as soon as possible.  Not that I would have a problem with Security-Chief but there is a large contingency of Kzinti Miners that work in the Dilithium Mines on two of the planets in the system and they use the station for health and recreational needs.  I do NOT like to upset them anymore than what they usually are around Ka’sskin (aliens) unless absolutely necessary!